Day 1
Most
creatures can’t describe what it’s like to be born. To me, it
felt...cold. A cold dark mess that was quickly overtaken by light. I
heard faint muttering, some far off laugh, and then a scream. I heard
beeping, followed by footsteps before someone yelled “STOP!”
…I
tried to talk, and then the world went a heck of a lot darker.
When I
could finally see I found myself in a dirty stone room with no doors
or windows, bare of decorations except for a lazily carved
stone throne. No doors, no explanation for why I was there, and no
memories to point out what I was.
I had vague spots of information, I could strangely name the room as
a room, and the throne as a throne. I could name me as me. But I
couldn’t figure out much more.
Without
any hints as to what I was or what I was doing in this place I
decided to interact with the only thing in the room.
The
throne.
It was
a pitiful thing, a solid stone lump that looked like someone punched
it into the shape of a throne, rather then planned it. I didn’t
want to touch the thing for some reason. Like I was finalizing some
plan that I was no longer aware of. But as it was the only thing in
the room, and there was no way out of here, I figured I might as well
take a seat.
So I
did.
“Following
the orders of the Greater Goddess of the Underworld [Narull], and
Lesser God of Dungeons [Snover] you have been granted a base level
Dungeon, and a level one boss body.”
“What?”
I said, confused at the words in my head.
“For
further advancement please pick a boss body from the following
monsters.”
A
screen appeared in my head listing off three monsters.
-Hobgoblin
-Orc
-Kobold
I
realized for the first time that I never actually saw myself. When
walking around, looking down, and stumbling throughout the room,
while I could feel, and roughly gauge where I was, I never actually
saw my own hands. So I finally looked down to see…
Nothing.
I was a
floating existence, hanging in the air.
An
awareness without a body.
I
refocused on my choices, all of them monsters, slightly higher then
the lowest existences this world had, my mind told me. I suppose even
as a [Boss] monster I was placed in a level one dungeon, so I
couldn’t expect much. Thinking it over for a few minutes I decided
on Hobgoblin, which was the most human of the options. For some reason I felt like that was the closest to what I was used to being.
The Orcs, and Kobolds, while humanoid as well were a bit more distorted then I was comfortable with. Orcs had large brutish bodies, massive clumsy hands, and tiny eyes. Kobolds, while reasonably sized, and quite powerful, had a dragon like face, and webbed fingers that i judged as awkward in the dry environment I am in.
Hobgoblins
being short ugly green creatures with long ears, a massive nose, and
gnarly hands. Their mouths are a hardened bone-like jagged line with curved teeth inside. But at least it would allow me to function better then
the other options according to what little information my mind had.
Out of the three Orc's seemed focused on power while sacrificing intelligence, something I would like to keep.
Kobolds seem set on defense, and movement in water, since I see no water, it would be useless to me I figured.
Hobgoblins seemed like they were a balanced species with a slightly focus on speed and attack.
So I decided on Hobgoblins in the end.
As soon as I made my choice I could see my hands, which
were grey for some reason. If there are any other changes from the standard Hobgoblin, I had and have no means of finding out.
As soon as I picked the option a screen
appeared.
Name:
---
Gender:
Male
Level:
1
Race:
Hobgoblin Variant [Boss Class]
Titles:
None earned at this time
Skills:
[Dungeon
Administration lvl 1/20 rank up possible]
[Blessing
of the Underworld lvl 1/20 rank up possible]
[Skill
Copy lvl 1/20 rank up possible]
[Dungeon
Override lvl 1/3 rank up possible]
[Flail
lvl 1/20]
Status
points:
HP: 100
MP: 20
Strength:
3 (+1) = 4
Dexterity:
2
Endurance:
2 (+1) = 3
Intelligence:
3 (+35) = 38
Charisma:
1 (+35) = 36
Magic:
3
Agility:
2
Luck: 1
(+1)= 2
“As a
Dungeon boss class monster, Intelligence and Charisma have been boosted
beyond species perimeters in order to allow proper dungeon
administration.”
I tried
asking a few questions about the screen, but the text in my head
didn’t reply, so I was forced to experiment myself.
After
playing around with the screen a little bit and testing what I could,
I determined that:
[Dungeon
Administration] was a skill that allowed me to control the layout of
the structure I am trapped in.
[Blessing
of the Underworld] is a passive skill that boost my strength,
endurance, and luck.
[Flail]
is an active skill that causes on attack of mine to count as four low
chance to hit attacks. It seemed to have a second long cool down.
[Skill
Copy] I had nothing to test on at the time but it looks like a skill
that allows me to copy any skill that I see, the level deciding how
high the chance that I actually learn it is.
[Dungeon
Override] doesn’t seem to do anything at the moment, but it sounds
important.
As I
focused on the skill [Dungeon Administration] a map appeared,
outlining my room and how much space I can lay out rooms and halls. A
number hung in my vision telling me how complex I was allowed to make
the dungeon, how many traps I could lay down, and how many monster
spawns I could place. Along with mentioning that I was required to
make my room attach to an entrance point in my dungeon.
Because
I could only lay down two simple traps and only had enough freedom on
complexity to create a straight line to the exit, I decided to place
the only monster spawn, a goblin, in my [Boss] room. I noticed I
could [rank up] the monster but I didn’t have enough of the [coins]
they were asking for. I also noticed I could change it’s weapons,
but as I didn’t have anything other then a club myself, I decided
to leave that alone for now.
As soon
as I mentally pushed [execute] a simple archway formed on the side of
the room I laid out for an entrance. I watched as walls shifted to
allow simple traps, and then heard a buzz as a goblin spawned off to
my left, dressed in a rag that covered most of it’s chest and legs,
and armed with a simple club.
The
goblin seemed just as ugly as me, just shorter, but unlike me it
didn’t seem capable of anything other then following simple
directions. I tried talking to it, but it didn’t do anything other
then making growling noises. I am not sure if that is a goblin
language or if it is too stupid to have a language. I decided to name
the goblin Ash because it had gray skin for some reason.
I tried
to leave the dungeon several times, but some invisible barrier
stopped me from actually exiting. Outside of my dungeon I noticed it
was night, even though it seemed dark I could see quite clearly, it
seemed like my dungeon was based in some abandoned mine as I could
see some rail carts and pick axes littering the landscape, overgrown
weeds locking them all in place. The only other thing worth noting
was there were two moons in the sky, one big white one, and one small
red one. I don’t know why but I felt like there should only be one
moon.
With
nothing else to do I dozed off on the stone throne, it was strangely
quite comfortable.
Day 2
Today
was quite a boring day.
I woke
up to my only companion, the goblin Ash I placed a spawn for staring
at me and behind it I noticed a small pile of gold. Quickly checking
my screen I realize that I had more gold now, not enough to rank up
the goblin I had, but more, and that a [gold spawn] was marked on my
map, saying:
“Time
till next coin spawns, 12 minutes and 43 seconds.”
There
was an option to upgrade the coin spawn rate and shorten the spawn
time. I only had enough coins for one of them so I raised the coin
spawn rate, since the time shortening only lowered the time by one
second.
“Time
till 3 coins spawn, 11 minutes and 12 seconds.”
The
small pile of coins in the center of my [Boss] room dwindled, sinking through the floor till
there were only a few coins left. Waiting till it ticked over three
more coins spawned in the pile and I realized it takes two hours per what ever many coins it was set at, in this case 3.
Nothing
else happened so I spent my time trying to talk to Ash, which didn’t
go well. So instead I practiced fighting against it, training I
reasoned. We didn’t gain any levels but I figured out how to move
my body more, and Ash seemed more capable by the end.
Day 3
Today
was a weird day. Not that it means much given the last two days
since I was born.
But
let's talk about how it started first. After waking up and boosting
the number of coins that spawn several times until it was 10,
I heard a noise and then text popped up in my head.
“Warning,
Two Level 1 Adventurers approaching.”
A
corner of my mind told me that I should either kill them or scare
them away otherwise they would kill me. Which I figured was a bad
thing. So I ordered Ash to hide off to the right of the entry in
order to surprise them, and I decided to wait on my throne in order
to draw their attention.
As they
entered my dungeon and easily avoided the two lazy traps I noticed
one was a well armored, blue haired human woman. She looked strong,
yet the way she moved was rather clumsy like she had never worn armor
before. Behind her was a weak looking little human boy in a cheap and
torn up robe. Somehow he didn’t run into any of my traps, despite
tripping over his robe so many times. The girl seemed to be the weak
boys older sister, and she kept lecturing him as they walked. It was
pointless bravado chatter so I won’t write it down. But even to a
newly born creature like me, it was clear that she didn’t really
know much. I felt sorry for them.
But as
soon as they entered my [Boss] room, I signaled to Ash and it
attacked the small boy.
While I
felt sorry for them, I still didn’t want to die.
While
the small boy was panicking, I rushed the older girl. Some text in my
mind telling me she was a warrior class. While I didn’t have much
power, she didn’t quite know what to do with her sword. Luckily
since I trained with Ash for an entire day I knew what I was doing a
bit more, bashing her in the face several times. After only a few
seconds I used [Flail], missing twice but still overwhelming her
defenses, I had killed her, her body rapidly turning into bones
before disappearing. It seemed weird to me, but at least I didn’t
have to clean up the bodies.
The
pale boy, the text telling me he was a cleric looked over, screaming
out the name “Anna!” before Ash caved his skull in. The boys’
body disappeared and a text message appeared.
“Invading
adventurers defeated, 10% of their gold has been added to your
stockpile.”
Along with that I noticed left over gear from their deaths, a limbs worth of armor and a weapon. Apparently anything cut off stays where it's left rather then being brought with the looser.
After
using the money to boost the coin spawn rate to 13 I heard a noise
and the alert text appeared in my head.
“Warning,
Two Level 1 Adventurers approaching.”
I
directed Ash to hid off to the side again and waited on my throne. To
my surprise the warrior girl named Anna and her cleric brother
entered my dungeon again. While I didn’t know the rules of this
world, it felt weird to see someone I thought I killed alive again.
“I’m
going to get you this time, you weird grey goblin!” She yelled. Her previously cut off arm perfectly fine, though without the fancy armor she had originally came in with.
To her
credit, she did ‘get’ me. After predicting the surprise attack of
ash, and killing it, the both charged at me, I was slightly stronger
then the blue haired girl, the constant healing by her cleric meant
she killed me in the end. It was weird how calmly I took it, fading
off to the sound of that girl jumping and cheering.
“Invading
adventurers won, 10% of your gold has been added to their stockpile.”
After
what seemed like a few seconds I woke up on my throne, the two
adventurers waiting further back like they had been waiting there a
while. This time when they attacked, I won, using Ash to back me up
rather then surprise them. The fighting went back and forth, with me
winning most of the time, but they kept attacking me, both of us
slowly leveling up, my [Flail] ability reaching level 3, my self in
general reaching level 7, and Ash reaching level 2.
“You're
my rival now! I only lost three more times than you! So you better
not lose before I come back!” The blue haired girl yelled at the
end of the day.
It was
a weird day.
With the money I got I raised the coin spawn rate to 15.
Day 4
Nobody
showed up so I spent the day training with Ash, raising my coin spawn
rate to 20 by the end of the day. Still not enough coins to
bother with slowing down the spawn time. I'll just wait till I have a bunch of money to lower it by a bunch. Maybe when I have enough to remove ten minutes from the time. But that might take a while.
Day 5
Several
adventurers arrived, all human at level one, as I had gotten to level 7 I killed all of them quite easily. While a few tried again, most of
them left after one try. So most of the day I just waited around. Sadly they didn’t have enough coins on
them to raise my coin spawn rate. I raised it to 22 by the end of
the day. Me and Ash spent the rest of the day training.
Since I knew
that Ash would just re-spawn, I didn’t worry about killing it this
time. So I feel like we both got a lot better at avoiding damage by
the end.
Pretty
sure Ash was glaring at me by the end of the day though…
I
wonder what gender Ash is anyway?
I don’t
know if it would be rude to check or not.
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