The clock struck twelve as Carina stumbled upon the craziest building. She had been treading through what was known as the Yewis Forest and had become tired. Before she knew it, Carina ended up in front of a tavern that seemed to be having a party.
Party in the pad, thought Carina. The building was labeled: "WFP Tavern".
"Awesome!" mumbled Carina drearily as she walked into the tavern and drowsily asked for some Procrastination Wine.
"Who might you be?" asked a cowled figure. The figure was a little bit on the large side and covered his body completely with a black cape and hood.
"Uh, I'm Carina," replied Carina, chugging a large dose of Procrastination.
"Greetings, my friend," said the cowled figure, "May I inquire what possessed you to enter this tavern?"
For the first time, Carina noticed that the entire tavern was bustling with people jumping around, jotting notes, and just chatting aimlessly about anything.
"Oh. I'm in a pad," said Carina, absorbing her surroundings. Pads were usually boisterous-- especially WriterFeedPads. Sadly, it seemed like Carina had stumbled upon one of the crazier pads.
Taking another long chug of Procrastination, Carina began to wheeze and sputter.
"Oh dear," said the figure. The figure patted Carina's back and then said, "You know, that reminds me of my farm."
"Your farm? What does me choking have to do with a farm?" asked Carina.
"Ah, let me explain," said the figure, "First, I must introduce myself. I am known as Yoshi. You've probably heard of me before, I bet. Figured I was going to be pretty popular around here."
"Who are you?"
"What!?" exclaimed Yoshi, banging his stubby green hand on the table indignantly and spewing fire with general annoyance.
After calming himself down, Yoshi revealed himself to be a big green dino.
"Okay, you see, I own a brain juice farm. A top notch one, in fact," said Yoshi, "A possible side effect of brain juice is wheezing."
"Ah, wait, did you just say brain juice farm?"
"I would love to have a tour!"
"You would? Of course, you would have to pay . . ."
"I will pay you in High-Fives!"
"What! High-Fives! No way! Yes! You can have a tour! Definitely! The best tour! Wheeeeee! High-Fives . . . !"