They say the world will end in a bang.
It'll be uncorked!
(like a champagne bottle, but not as fun)
It started with a bang so it ends in a bang.
Call it symmetry or poetic justice.
It'll be sin-sational, so to speak.
Because of, you know, the big "rain of fire."
--Brimstone. Limestone. And quart.
Molten lava will cook us all alive
(exported from Hawaii).
When you go, it'll be burning.
Cooked like jerky.
Smoked like a pig.
But by that time, I'd be sitting pretty.
Keeping cool on an ice cap
(maybe drinking a cola)
I s'pose you should have thought twice
About writing off poor me and mine.
trust me, this time next year,
I'll be in the history books
in all caps (if they aren't burned):
JUJU THE AMAZING POLAR BEAR.
And don't you forget it.