Published August 30, 2012
They say the world will end in a bang.
It'll be uncorked!
(like a champagne bottle, but not as fun)
It started with a bang so it ends in a bang.
Call it symmetry or poetic justice.
It'll be sin-sational, so to speak.
Because of, you know, the big "rain of fire."
It's coming.
--Brimstone. Limestone. And quart.
Molten lava will cook us all alive
(exported from Hawaii).
When you go, it'll be burning.
Cooked like jerky.
Smoked like a pig.
Roasted.
Juicy.
And dead.
But by that time, I'd be sitting pretty.
Keeping cool on an ice cap
(maybe drinking a cola)
I s'pose you should have thought twice
About writing off poor me and mine.
trust me, this time next year,
I'll be in the history books
in all caps (if they aren't burned):
JUJU THE AMAZING POLAR BEAR.
And don't you forget it.
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This left me in confusion. This is random. It tingles my brain in a weird way. But I like that it left me in confusion. I like how random it is. I like how it tingles my brain in a weird way. I like it all despite the confusion and the randomness. I enjoyed reading this entertaining piece full of wackiness and perhaps a purpose that I am missing. I'm sure it's supposed to make sense or maybe it's not and that's the beauty of it. Thank you for hurting my brain in a good way. Interesting writing and intriguing content.
- Lil, aka HalfheartedAmateur
This is awesome. Just awesome. And the worst part is, I don't know why.
Some peoples' writing is just like that though.
When I read a history book and see "JUJU THE AMAZING POLAR BEAR" I will turn to my friend and say "Hey look, that person told me s/he'd be on the history books" then I'll roll over laughing because my friend did something funny.
I really liked this. It was fun to read and had a nice ending. I didn't see any spelling or grammar mistakes.
So, good work!!
This is hilarious. I'm still laughing
I have no idea whether to burst out laughing, or reflect on what you said. But nice writing, I liked the bit of humour you added in there.
I'm laughing.