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From Juju the Amazing Polar Bear

by Yatta!

They say the world will end in a bang.

It'll be uncorked!

(like a champagne bottle, but not as fun)

It started with a bang so it ends in a bang.

Call it symmetry or poetic justice.

It'll be sin-sational, so to speak.

Because of, you know, the big "rain of fire."

It's coming.

--Brimstone. Limestone. And quart.

Molten lava will cook us all alive

(exported from Hawaii).

When you go, it'll be burning.

Cooked like jerky.

Smoked like a pig.



And dead.

But by that time, I'd be sitting pretty.

Keeping cool on an ice cap

(maybe drinking a cola)

I s'pose you should have thought twice

About writing off poor me and mine.

trust me, this time next year,

I'll be in the history books

in all caps (if they aren't burned):


And don't you forget it.

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Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:07 pm
WritingWolf wrote a review...

This is awesome. Just awesome. And the worst part is, I don't know why.
Some peoples' writing is just like that though.

When I read a history book and see "JUJU THE AMAZING POLAR BEAR" I will turn to my friend and say "Hey look, that person told me s/he'd be on the history books" then I'll roll over laughing because my friend did something funny.

I really liked this. It was fun to read and had a nice ending. I didn't see any spelling or grammar mistakes.

So, good work!!

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Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:43 pm
Annii says...

This is hilarious. I'm still laughing :)

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Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:34 am
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I have no idea whether to burst out laughing, or reflect on what you said. But nice writing, I liked the bit of humour you added in there. :)

ShadowVyper says...

I'm laughing. :D

My tongue must tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart, concealing it, will break...
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