Published June 14, 2011
:] just a short parody I came up with while bored XD
anyone, feel free to write the Travie McCoy rap in the comments 
Please like it! Much appreciated.
HOBONAIRE
I wanna be a hobonaire!
soooo frickin' bad!
sell all of those things I ever had!
I wanna be on the cover of HOBO magazine!
smiling next to another homeless man!
Oh! every time i close my eyes,
I see myself selling the New York Times!
yeahhhh, a different Dumpster every night!
Oh, I, I swear, the world better prepare!
For when I'm a hobonaire! ooooh, oooooh!
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Hahaha, this was quite amusing, especially since I'm not a Bruno Mars fan. (Not sure what it is aboutthe dude, exactly, it's just.... I dunno. I don't like him.)
) so unfortunately, I can't help you out with the rap. I hope someone else does, though!
I try not to listen to this song (or any of his songs
Thanks for posting, this brought a smile to my face.
Aaannnnnd I wish I had more to say, but I don't. Over and out! Have a happy day.
Howdy there!
This made me laugh a lot! It was so comical, it's good to see a non-depressive piece of writing for a change!
I don't usually listen to this type of music but I am aware of the song billionaire? If that is what it's called! So I tried singing along to it with these lyrics and they seemed to fit pretty well.
So well done xD
Would love to see more from you, especially some comedy or light hearted pieces of writing.