Me: "Im over my crush" Crush"Hey Me: Never mind.
Dear Weekend I love you
Dude I wasn't THAT drunk ..... Friend: Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling "GROW MARIO GROW"
Waving "Hi" to the security cameras
Dear Math, I dont' want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve. Sincerly, students.
Crazy times + crazy friends =a memory you will never forget
"Hey come with me to the store." "No!" " I'll buy you something." Ok"
SWAG = She wants a gentleman
Strict parents create sneaky kids
That awkward moment when you have a coughing attack in the middle of class
Babe why are you so quiet? Well, the thing is... today I went to cvs and I asked the pharmacy guy to help me find the best condoms for tonight...... And? I had no idea your Dad was a pharmacist.
I wish my friends houses were connected to mine by seceret tunnels
Asking a question you already know just to see if the person will LIE
See a bug outside : "Hello Mr. Bug" See a bug in your house : "DIE BITCH DIE!!"
I like boys who are alot taller than me, smell good, and give great hugs. So, uh, you.
A day without internet is like a year without rain.
When you just can't fall asleep and you have to wake up early the next day:
This is my FACEBOOK I post what I want. Dont like it? Unfriend me.
Always believe that something beautiful is going to happen
Surround yourself only with people who are going to life you higher
What if you went to heaven, Jesus be like NA BRUH!! Remember you kept scrolling!!??
That face you make right before you sneeze
Wait, sorry...youthink you look ugly in this picture, well that's odd seeing as you made it your profile picture
Im gonna kill whoever said you were adopted
When boy's get jealous it's kind of cute, but when girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start
Peter, why are we stopped? Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers? Peter for God's sake she is having a baby! Oh that's right..... and a kid's meal
So there is this girl.......she is beautiful..........and she is reading this......right now
I remember when I was a kid; I went on the computer just to use Paint
I'm a girl and yes, I like to hang out with guys because it is LESS drama
I love cheese
Reading old messages and realizing how much you miss that person
I feel so stupid for liking you
You dinged No, you say "May I hep you?" Hep what's hep? You know! Hep! Hep! Hep! Hooray!
The most annoying moment when I get comfy in bed and I realize I forgot to do something
Life is hard but when you fall down pick yourself up and say, "WHO THE F**K PUSHED ME?!"
You know my name. Not my story. You see my smile. Not my pain. You notice my cuts. Not my scars. You can read my lips. Not my mind.
We all have that friend we can't be serious with
She likes him. He likes her. Everyone knows. Except them.
One day your going to miss her chasing you. Your going to miss her annoyingness. And you going to miss how much she cared.
No matter how long it takes, true love is ALWAYS worth the wait.
"your" chair, you say? WE DIDN'T SEE YOU NAME ON IT
If I had a British accent I would never shut up
If any boy ever hurt my little sister, i'll hurt him ten times harder
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive
When someone you don't like touches you
The little dance your thumbs do when you aren't sure how to reply to a text
Throwing a peice of paper in the trash and making it
If I am looking for somethin.....Google If I am looking for someone....Facebook If I don't find something.....MOM!!!!!!
Pain is what changes people
Thank you to all of my fans
I think I will end up like Plankton. Marrying my computer
Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you
When I say "theres nothing to eat" I mean there is nothing I like
Having to pee but not wanting to get up
Pretending to concentrate in class so the teacher wont ask you a question
Times get rough, youll find who your real friends are
-Joey, Rebecca is pregnant -Pregnant? -PREGNANT?! -Who's pregnant? "Uhm... I am -Way to go Joey!
Baby you light up my world like nobody else Nigga im black how the fuck do I light up
I hate it when I'm drinkging something and the ice attacks my face
The last bell on Friday
Wishing he would like you instead of her
If you don't like me, youre the only one who cares
Dear Dora, you have been 5 for 11 years now. Whats your seceret? Sincerly Amazed
No offense but I want to set you on fire
That awekward moment when you realize you probably shouldn't have told someone something...
I swear microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes
What are you doing? You can't pee without me?
Sorry can I call you back I'm in a tunnel