This is funny. But it's true. Because most people I know really can't. They try so hard to think of a topic and then give up. And I like how haikus go from 5 syllables to 7 to 5 again, in three lines. I also like how you didn't follow that many syllables. It's hidden humor.
Also, sorry for the other reviews... sometimes things bother me and I tend to go too far. Anyways, this is enjoyable. I like it.
What did I just read this is actually great. I read the comments and reviews below and I laughed at those too. I'm gonna try to "review" this oh my gosh. ((Seriously I can't stop laughing, And @TheShauzer knows omg))
OKAY
Well the first line was five syllables good job.
The second line has seven syllables. Fantastic.
The third one does not have five lines however. 
You tried
But maybe this is not a haiku. Maybe this was your own spin-off of one. How interesting. Okay you're probably joking about this so yeah. But overall good job kiddo.
I'm so stifled as to how I'm supposed to review. i want points, d******! I mean *cough cough* I'm only reviewing because I'm very passionate about joke haiku's.
I always thought a haiku was '5-7-5'? It's not my strong point and I've only ever written three so maybe you can go '6-6-3' too? i don't know, I guess it doesn't matter. You didn't put this up for reviews, you put it up to be witty and gain praise. Well sir, you have my praise! I chuckled 
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TS.
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Whether yours is a piece of parodic prose on the nature of a haiku, an expression of frustration regarding the act of writing a haiku, a blending of both, or none of the above; I'm unable to determine. Regardless of your intentions, however, I interpreted it humorously, as if the subject (Not the author personally) is literally unable to write a haiku. It's much like the way I am in front of an algebraic equation. If one is unable to write a haiku, perhaps it's better to "give up." They may merely be more mathematically inclined. A "Right Brainer" if you will.
If you personally are/were having difficulties with haikus, I find that juxtaposing nature and observation works rather well. Imagery and synthestasia are also easily applied in these types of works. Personally, I believe that the haiku is extremely potent, albeit rudimentary, form of poetry.
All in all, good job and thanks for making me think.
Hey, Strange! You have a specialty in humor...
The only thing I'm going to comment on is your lack of an apostrophe in the second line. You should probably put one before the first word.
This was pure genius, otherwise. I love how the syllables went crazy, and the last line cracked me up. Your specialty may be making people laugh, but unlike some others you're good at it, too!
An overall extremely good job on this piece.
Cheers,
wisegirl22
Okay, so at first this bugged me because you call it a haiku in the title. I get that it's a joke, and I appreciate that. With that in mind, I didn't really smile at this until I started counting the beats per line. Even so, this isn't the best joke haiku I've read.
This is it. It's a bit more enthralling because it sticks to the formula until the final line, so it doesn't put a bad taste in the mouths of enthusiasts.
That can be said of all well-crafted jokes, though, I think.
Either way, I don't care much about the haiku you've written. I'm interested in talking about constructing jokes. Talk to me. How do you think is best to hit funny bones? Because, from experience, it's the assassinating - quiet and subversive - jokes that I find rib folks the best.
Ty
I laughed.
This is funny.
I love when people make fun of writing things that frustrate them.
Poetry can sometimes be the perfect vessel to express frustrations.
I think you did this well.
This isn't some profound piece of literature by any means.
But it made me chuckle, and that's all that really, truly matters.
Good and funny piece.
Thanks for the laugh!
Keep Writing, always!
- Cody
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