Potatoe Fanfic (2BeeContinued)

Once upon a time in a magikl kingdom far far away. There lived a kawaii potatoe named Theresa. She was the kawaiiest potatoe alive and she lived in a ppotate farm with all her potatoe friends. They were all very happy in their potatoe farm where they would commit cannibalism 4 timez evry wek. That all chaged when the fire nation attaxked. Only the potatoe master of all four potatoes could stop them.

ONE DAY A TITAN POTATOE ATTACKED THE WALL OF POTATOEES AND KILLED KAWAII THERESA’S MOTER. AFTER THAT DAY SHE SWORE TO HER LYFE THAT SHE WOULD KILL ALL DE TITAN POTATOES.

AND KAWAII THERESA MET ALL THE MEMBERS OF KNB KNB KNB AND SHE MERRIED AOMINE AND KISE AND KUROKO AND KAGAMI AND AKASHIIIIIIII. BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL BAEEESSSS THE BOOTIFUL BAES OF ANIME.

But then, teh titan potatoe ate them too.

AND THEN AGAIN KAWAII THERESA POTATOE SWORE TO HER LYFE THAT SHE WAS GONNA GET REVEGE ON DE TITAN POTATOUES SO SHE JOINED THE XXSCOUT REGIIIMANTXX.

There, she met Hanji Potatoe and Levi Tatertot. He was the littlist of all de potators. BUt tHEN TEH NICO NICO RAGE POPOTATOO ATE DEM ALLLLLLLLLLLL.

“NICO NICO NIIIIIIII NICO NICO NIIIIIII” THE NICO NIALLLLLLLLLLLL.SO dEn the nico nico rage and the titan potatoe squashed his/her/it pinky toe. But Den Light Yagami and his trxst worthy ghost of the dead cat monster Kakashi came and chopped up teh Nico tjingy and dead it. In the process tho, Light lost is writing hand,

And Sakura whatever her last name is died because Theresa hates her. She was useless anyway.

And den Kawaii Theresa married sasuke because he’s so tHOTTTTie.

And they had little potatoe babies every nine weeks. That ebabi. And Clark got dead. adn Theresa cried. but not fr long, cuz she was a potatoe. But What about Cleresa?! Clark x Theresa ;-; SHIP HAS SUNK LIKE THE TITANTIC.

Cleresa didn’t matter tho, becuase Thertatoe got them tater babies from Sasuke.

“Yas Sasuke is thot afff thouuu” Theresatatoe thought. But then, the firenation, from like, five paragraphs ago, came back and burnt his eyebrows off. So, Theresa sweered on hers lyfe dat she would get that revernge.