One day, I was walking;
I saw two ants talking
They levitated in the air,
And gave me a long stare.
I was afraid, of course -
One who has been stared at
By an ant would say worse;
They ran away when a cat
Walked right past me;
A car stopped, a man came out
And he slammed his head when he
Went to quarrel with a squirrel.
Bun (pun intended) replied to him,
"You are doubtless very big,
But all sorts of gym and whim
Do not mix with whipped cream;
Peanuts must be taken in together
With the chocolate and pigeon feather
To make up a cardboard and a tether;
And I think it no disgrace
To occupy gorillas with a case
If lawyers could take a day off
Due to indigestion and bad cough:
Talents differ, the metal is base
And the acid is at absolute zero -
Like what I say and talk about."
The eclipse ended and the sun came out
But the villain and the hero
Fight in their Machiavellian world
With sticks and stones and bamboo
And lasers and darkness and shampoo
And don't care about what they hurled.
I keep walking in the streets
Reveling in what doesn't make sense
As ants and stormtroopers and raccoons sleep
In the deep, in the deep, in the deep.