This is so 18+ (Paris Hilton rant)...

by Tessitore

Published December 6, 2004

Even though I'm 16. *sigh*... I'm, like, corruption incarnat... or something...

But I'm just giving you guys the link to this one, since I'm not sure the moderators would be entirely pleased with my language... and since I don't know how much would be understandable through censoring.

So, here. I present you my "rant" or, rather, my b*tch about Paris Hilton...

BE ADVISED: This contains strong language, no apparent plot (or originality of any kind), suggestions and themes that are NOT o.k. for kiddies. So don't even try (or if you do, you didn't get it from me)...

http://tessitore.diaryland.com/041205_71.html

EDIT:

I re-wrote the Paris Hilton rant some months later with less cursing and more sense and--PARAGRAPHS. Oh yeah, I'm classy. Here's the link to that:

http://tessitore.diaryland.com/050317_29.html

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Firestarter
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Firestarter commented Comment · Jun 28, 2005

Lots of unneeded swearing that I had to edit, lots of arguing, no real comments about the piece.

Bye bye thread.

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Mattie
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Mattie commented Comment · Jun 28, 2005

You're the one who's sounding like a b***h. Sorry, but it's true.
Like Sureal said, she does nothing that effects your daily life or you in any way. You let her though, and that's what makes you seem less of a person.

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Tessitore
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Tessitore commented Comment · Jun 28, 2005

You know, some people rub me the wrong way. People that have everything and seem to not give a f**K about anyone else that has nothing. It's my pet-peeve. When I worked at a Michael's Craft Store the thing that got my blood boiling were those rich housewives that would come in and buy four hundred flippen dollars worth of paper or plastic flowers because they're bored.

Paris Hilton is bored. She's never done anything worth doing. She thrives on trying to "shock us". Now, I wrote that rant a long ass time ago and I still feel that way in some respects, but yes, I've toned down.

But just because you don't like hearing about how I don't like her doesn't mean I have to stop hating her. I do hate her. She's a slut, she's a spoiled brat, and she doesn't give a s**t about anyone.

Now, if you want to read the "Re-written Paris Hilton Rant" go to this link:

http://tessitore.diaryland.com/050317_29.html

Less cursing, more sense.

But I'm sorry, I'm not going to stop hating her. I think she's a b***h.

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Mattie
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Mattie commented Comment · Jun 27, 2005

Finally! THANK YOU Sureal! Someone finally sees my point and understands!

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Sureal
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Sureal commented Comment · Jun 27, 2005

I find it annoying when people go on about hating someone that:

a) They have never met
b) Has never done anything to that person
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c) Does not affect their life in the slightest


Hate her? Don't watch her.

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Mattie
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Mattie wrote a review Review · Jun 27, 2005

If you guys hate her THAT much, stop f**king talking about her. It's not going to help anyone hearing about your pathetic life where all you can do is go on and on about how you hate Paris Hilton. She might not be your picture of perfect, but at least she's not sitting at the computer bad mouthing someone who's not there to defend themself.

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Here's a piece of a conversation between Paris and a journalist:

I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about.

Her's another:

She adds, "I'm not my fault that I was born with this. (Being rich) I thank God and I'm lucky, and I help people and I give money away, and I do a lot of things for people."

"I realize I'm lucky - and people shouldn't hate me for that. They should hate me if I'm a bad person and mean to people. But I'm so sweet. I'm too nice."
(And she probably is)

You guys see what the tabloids see in her, you don't really see what her family and friends see. You totally misjudge her.

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Crysi
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Crysi commented Comment · Jun 27, 2005

*chokes* She WHAT?! EW. She's a disgrace.

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Kilty
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Kilty commented Comment · Jun 27, 2005

Do you know what I hate most about Paris Hilton? She (supposedly--does anyone believe it was really her?) wrote a book. She's a nasty vain disgrace to humanity. Anyway, you have to know how to read before you can write a book.

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ohhewwo commented Comment · Apr 28, 2005

All I can say to that is I hope that you're feeling better in the next few days.

I'm not gonna judge Paris Hilton, just what I've seen of her, and all I know is, I hate that person.

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Mattie
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Mattie wrote a review Review · Apr 27, 2005

I can't see why you don't like Paris Hilton. How could you not? :) If you don't like her, why do you go to things that will in some way be about her or involve her like on T.V, magazines, books. Just don't pay any attention to her it if it bugs you.

As Paris Hilton would say, "That's HOT!" LOL I love that saying!

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ohhewwo
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ohhewwo commented Comment · Apr 17, 2005

You may have over-done it, but...

That was just kick-ass! I couldn't have said it better myself. Paris Hilton is the prime example of what a woman shouldn't be.

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WinterGrimm
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WinterGrimm commented Comment · Jan 5, 2005

Actually I have seen part of the sex tape. What? I was bored. At least part of it. I don't recomend it. It was pretty boring. As if there were any other reason to hate Paris Hilton she also looks like a lousy lay.

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Tessitore
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Tessitore commented Comment · Jan 5, 2005

She looks better with her clothes on, lets just say...

I wish we had a show where we could watch her being torn apart by small rodents on cable T.V...

*wanders off to fantasize*

People who do nothing to improve our culture just piss me off, no matter how popular or unpopular they are...

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Incandescence
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Incandescence wrote a review Review · Jan 5, 2005

Paris Hilton...well, I didn't watch her video or anything, but I really dislike how she used it to pump her and her tv shows up. It was stupid, and I can't believe this, but that most googled thing this year was Paris Hilton. Are we a bunch of testosterone-driven dorks or what?

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nickelpickle wrote a review Review · Jan 3, 2005

Wow...Thats what came to my mind...I def. have a strong dislike for both Paris Hilton and her sister, Nikki (a disgrace to Nikkis everywhere) but I don't think that anyone has ever been quite so...adament about hating her. Anyone, very interesting rant...
Nikki

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WinterGrimm
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WinterGrimm commented Comment · Dec 13, 2004

I never would have guessed. :wink:

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Tessitore
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Tessitore commented Comment · Dec 13, 2004

lol. I don't think I've ever seen that.

Yes, well, I was having a particularly "angry day" that day.

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WinterGrimm
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WinterGrimm wrote a review Review · Dec 13, 2004

While I don't think my feelings are as strong as your's Tess. Paris Hilton does tend to annoy the snot out of me. Athough she wasn't bad when she appeared on Veronica Mars. But then again she played a slutty, snotty, bitch princess daughter of a multimillionaire so it wasn't really a stretch for her.



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