Young Writers Society

This is a parody of Michelle Branch's "Everywhere”, written by my wonderful sister.

"The Stalker After Me"

When I turn around, man I can see ya
Everywhere I go your always sneaking
And when I wake up, you're not in sight
But it never stays that way, when it's night
That just ain't right.

I never know just where you are
I guess that's not you in the car
That’s been following me since I- I left my place
You've gotta be the slime of the human race

(Chorus)

'Cause you're everywhere 'round me
When I open up my eyes it's you I see
Everything you do, it makes me freak
I'm not alone
When I come home

I hope you're not a psycho-stalker
And noticed that I got off my walker
After having broken ankle surgery
Or were you the one who puuuuushed me- off- the balcony?
The balcony…

(Chorus)

Man you're everywhere 'round me
When I open up my eyes it's you I see
Everything you do, it makes me freak
I'm not alone
When I come home

Leave me alone…
Whoa, oh, oooooh, oh

And when I go outside, you try your best to hide
I guess you have the blues, 'suppose you heard the news
You're wanted by the cops, shouldntuv done those chops
To that girl named May, you cannot run away

(Expanded Chorus)

But still you're everywhere 'round me
When I open up my eyes it's you I see
Everything you do, it makes me freak
I’m not safe at home....
Damn you're everywhere 'round me
I've had enough, here meet my RPG
Blew your body into the street
My new garden gnome

You're still everywhere 'round me
They'll clean off the meat
But you won't see...