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Hope you're ready for another dose of abuse from everyone's favourite polar bear. The art of the break-up this time, well you'll see about my opinion in just a second: FUCK MONOGAMY!
And there it is.
Before you judge me, it's just not my thing. And I think it's important to remember that it doesn't apply to everyone, this faithful to one and one only shit. Because that's all it is: a subjective opinion. Thing is: I am a shagging machine, seeking as much variety as possible. (Or at least, that's what I put on my dating webpage, but don't tell my wife. Or my girlfriend. Or my fiancee.) *wink wink*
People bore me if I stay around them too long. I need someone to be fresh and exciting with me all the time. And if you can't offer that... then what's the point? You stay with the person too long and it becomes predictable. No one wants that.
So if you measly humans out there are limiting yourselves to just one fuckbuddy - sorry, "lover" - then I am asking you why? Open your loins to the fruits of possibility and all that jazz. In other words: GET LAID. GET LAID EVERYDAY. BY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. And most of all... enjoy it.
Rock and roll, take your fair share of more than one set of genitalia and revel in it. And do it whilst you're young, because once your tits drop to your knees and your balls are slung around your ankles, no one is going to want to know.
So get fucking, and do it now!
I implore you to seek reason , Buddha is not the way, Bukkake is the way.
Obviously, this is entirely your choice, so I won't force it down your throat (pardon the pun). I suppose the key thing is to make sure you're happy with the relationship you're in. Fuck whoever you want. Don't make random girls pregnant though, that's not cool.
And don't cheat on your panda lover eight times with different people. Polygamy works both ways.