Just a bean. In this cruel world. What is there, for a bean of this coolitude?
The cool police called. They asked for the bean.
the bean says, "officer, have I broken the law?" Policeman says, "son, you've broken them all."
"You're too cool my friend, too cool indeed. Far too cool than a mere bean should be."
"But how, sir?" asked the bean. "I'm just a bean."
"A bean of great coolosity. The coolest of them all. Which is why, sir bean, you have broken the law."
and so the officer locked him away, away for good. Just for being a cool bean that was misunderstood.
and all of his bean friends, be they lima, green, or baked, simply watched in silence as they took him away to a faraway place.
But one day, in the sheriff's deep lair, the bean stirred, for this was not fair!
He yelled and yelled and yelled some more, but no one could hear him for he surely was poor.
the bean's voice was hoarse, his body so weary, he couldn't help himself getting frustrated and teary.
And then out of nowhere, a bean did appear. They stopped in front of the lair and whispered in his ear,
"We will help you, poor sir, for you are so cool. We have watched you and loved you, the cops are just fools!"
So they pulled at the bars, with hatred and fire, to save the cool bean from this horrible mire.
"Thank you, good beans, for saving my life! I will thank you all properly once we have escaped this plight!"
The beans all rushed out, so desperate were they, that they did not notice the secret trap that was laid!
"Watch out!" cried the cool bean, but it was far too late. The help was cooked and refried on a plate.
The cool one cried, for his new friend was lost. But tall he did stand, 'cause he was a boss.
He evaded the trap with power and grace, and proceeded towards the exit with much needed haste.
He sneaked past the cells and fooled the guards, escaping the prison without a single scar.
And with this he was free, so free at last. No one could stop him, he was having a blast!
He ran and ran, far away from that place. He ran for his lost friend, he ran like a race.
Finally, out of breath, he reached his home. Though it wasn't much, he knew he wouldn't be alone.
His wife and little beanies were all inside, and he hugged them and kissed them brimming with all of his might
His unshed tears, they finally fell. For nothing else matter, his family was well.
They laughed and they cried and everyone saw, that no matter how cool, we don't need that law.
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Oh, Micki... You're such a cool bean, mehn.
That would be great.
Amazing. While reading, I would just keep remembering Dr. Seuss. It flows so nicely, and it is very entertaining. ^_^ I enjoyed it a lot.
You should consider writing a children's book collection.
sorry that was posted twice..
hey mick,
its a nice piece of writing.
i liked these especially..
But one day, in the sheriff's deep lair, the bean stirred, for this was not fair!
And then out of nowhere, a bean did appear.
The cool one cried, for his new friend was lost. But tall he did stand, 'cause he was a boss.
His unshed tears, they finally fell. For nothing else matter, his family was well.
They laughed and they cried and everyone saw, that no matter how cool, we don't need that law.
i think it has to be "mattered" instead of "matter"
keep writing.. i liked it.
hey mick,
its a nice piece of writing.
i liked these especially..
But one day, in the sheriff's deep lair, the bean stirred, for this was not fair!
And then out of nowhere, a bean did appear.
The cool one cried, for his new friend was lost. But tall he did stand, 'cause he was a boss.
His unshed tears, they finally fell. For nothing else matter, his family was well.
They laughed and they cried and everyone saw, that no matter how cool, we don't need that law.
i think it has to be "mattered" instead of "matter"
hey mick,
its a nice piece of writing.
i liked these especially..
But one day, in the sheriff's deep lair, the bean stirred, for this was not fair!
And then out of nowhere, a bean did appear.
The cool one cried, for his new friend was lost. But tall he did stand, 'cause he was a boss.
His unshed tears, they finally fell. For nothing else matter, his family was well.
They laughed and they cried and everyone saw, that no matter how cool, we don't need that law.
i think it has to be "mattered" instead of "matter"
That was brilliant. Not much room for criticism here, but I will say this; Because of you I cry every time I eat beans. I think this would make a rather hilarious song, by the way. You should write a chorus to it. XD
Lol, this was so funny. I loved it! >u<
Ooh, I found just one error.
"For nothing else matter, his family was well."
For nothing else mattered, his family was well!!!! >u<
Anyways, good job! I loved this!! XD
This was very funny i loved it!
...and this gave me a much-needed smile. It's freaking awesome.
Cool beans. XD
This. THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU.
Except you forgot the prologue:
cool beans
beans are cool
there is nothing cooler. than a bean.
Beans... the coolest of the cool
if you look up cool in the dictionary, you will see... a bean.
Yes. Just a big. Fat. Cool. Picture. Of a bean.
Nothing cooler.
just a bean in all its beanyness.
A bean at the pinnacle of coolosity.
indeed.