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Wanna Be Celibate
By Adam

VERSE #1:
If this is Heaven, I can't wait for hell.
Spineless serpents who drug you, leave you to die.
It's obvious that I am not welcome.
They think they can solve problems with their lies.

PRE-CHORUS #1:
But I know it all- I can see right through them.
I've seen it all- I can predict their movements.
But wait, my dear, until you meet the main man.
He's the bloodthirsty one.

CHORUS:
Now I wanna be celibate.
And the irony being my profession.
Now I wanna be celibate.
In the confines of some decent possession.

VERSE 2#:
They ask your name, some "morning after" pills.
A pregnant whore would hurt the industry.
Pimps get all of their money from the thrills.
Politicians? Too focused on coffee.

PRE CHORUS #2:
Hitler remains- in all of the greedy men.
Even Lenin appears- in all seedy men.
The customers, they don't have a single clue.
They can't even tell.

CHORUS:
Now I wanna be celibate.
And the irony being my profession.
Now I wanna be celibate.
In the confines of some decent possession.

*guitar bit*

SHORT BRIDGE:
I've got no right to ask questions.
Or it's off with my head.

CHORUS:
Now I wanna be celibate.
And the irony being my profession.
Now I wanna be celibate.
In the confines of some decent possession.

OUTRO:
I'm worth nothing- my body is worth everything.
They don't pay for brains- they pay for entertainment.
A girl against the odds, is standing up for the morally dead.
Ain't that a fucking, kick in the head?
I'm the only one standing up for the morally dead.
Ain't that a fucking, kick in the head?