"Well, well, it appears I am being pursued by a couple of oversized bacon bits, no matter, I am sure the humans or my hired cronies will take good care of them."
(The previously black screen shows the silent king, Mandlyn, imagine a tau pathfinder with a tyranid's gargoyle wings to put his design simply, with a black and red cape.)
(Mandlyn stands up and reveals his wings and his cape at the same time.)
"Even still, it does not mean that I will do nothing, that would disrespect my honor, now how can I help my allies for hire?"
(The screen then cuts to three pigs standing upright with blue, red, and green sweaters running away from something.
"Oh, what about that old siege tower the king never uses, yes, that will a perfect cronie."
(The pigs are now annihilating minor bats and spiders, red with a barely proportional club, blue with a medium length pipe with a sharp tip, and the green with a lightning canon.)
(Mandlyn looks down with a angry look in his big, red eye.)
"Well, it appears that plan A has failed, what a shame, A is my favorite letter."
(The pigs are seen crippling a minor dragon, the dragon subsequently collapses, squirming as it ceases to move.)
"Hmm, good thing I have the tower at the ready, and a desperate soul to pilot it, that is the power of misanthrope manipulation."
(The three pigs are shown standing in front of a six-legged siege tower, it's leg about to crush the pigs.)
"Excellent , but the question still remains, what to do with this body?"
(Xbox 360 exclusive, average graphics,)
(6.8 out of ten ING)
"It's weird fun at it's best"