It feels weird that you are holding on to me like this, Luke. You are practically squeezing me.
Obviously! What else am I supposed to do? Drop you?
Ugh, that's not what I meant - Oh, whatever!
It's fine, it's fine. I understand why you're squeezing me to death.
Oh really, and why is that?
It's because, um, er, you know, it's because of - okay, yeah, I don't know.
Forget it. Is there another way that -
You didn't greet me, like Lily always did. Greet me, now!
Oh, well, hi!
That's a boring greeting. Try something unique!
I don't know. Use a different language?
What language is that? Ukrainian?
How did you know? You're an actual mind reader, Diary!
I saw you search it up on Google Translate.
You are creepy! Anyways, speaking of diary, how am I supposed to turn you back into a fairy? The well exploded. Is there any other way that you can think of?
There isn't any other way - oh, wait, there is another way!
What is it?
If you let me tell you, I would!
Okay, okay, take a chill pill. What is it?
Are you sure you want to know? Because if you get in trouble because of this, everyone will find out about me, and it won't be good.
No one will find out, just tell me already!
Okay, it's as simple as going to the queen and asking her to un-curse me.
Yes, that is the only way. Unless you can think of another one, Luke?
If that's the only way then I guess - Wait, wait!!! I have an idea!
What is it?
You know how I said that once me and my school once went to meet the queen?
Well, we went to see her every school year, so...
You can ask Her Majesty then!
I am such a genius!
You have been excused. Haha!
Haha, very funny. There's one thing, though. About the trip.
Please don't let it be bad.
The trip is in two months.
Yeah, so it's kinda a long way down the road. Except -
Ugh, Louis needs help with cleaning the house, I'll be right back.
Aw, man! I have to wait so long now!
Thank you. I'll see you later.
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I am officially back!
Okay, now tell me what you are going to do.
I am going to - what were we talking about? Just a second, let me read the previous conversation.
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Where did he go? He was supposed to read the previous conversation, and it's been half an hour!
I'm sorry, it's just that I have dyslexia. It's takes me longer to read because all the letters just jump around. I have to control them. It's so annoying. But, I'm used to it now!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Never mind. I understand now why you take so long to write back. Sorry.
Okay, yeah, cool, but why are you being sorry?
No, no. It's nothing.
Whatever, it's ten in the night and I have to sleep.
'Kay, Good night.
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Yo, I'm awake. Actually, I'm not awake. I'm half asleep. Okay, so what was I supposed to help you with?
You were supposed to tell me why the trip to Her Majesty is 'a long way down the road'?
Oh, yeah, right! So, basically the trip is in two months, except... since I'm not in elementary... I... don't get to go for the trip. Only the elementary kids do. I'm in grade eight. Elementary is up to grade six. So... yeah.
Are you... serious?
Yes... I'm sorry.
Do you know anyone trustworthy enough in elementary that could help us? Like... Oh my! Wait a second! Do you think...
I know what you're thinking, Lily would never.
But, couldn't you... trick her into doing it?
Can I have time to think about this?
Ugh, fine! I give you twenty four hours to make up the entire plan. I. Need. The. Plan. By. Tomorrow!
Okay, okay. Tomorrow, I'll give you my entire plan. I. Promise!