Hi there LakeofCancer! Niteowl here to leave a quick review.
Overall, I'd say this is funny and too relatable. Heck, I'm literally twice your age and I'm still struggling with my self-image. Like no joke, I made some similar points to my therapist yesterday and now she's making me come up with positive things to say about myself. This is going to be hard.
Anyway, back to the piece. Some parts I liked
-The specificity of the physical gripes. It goes beyond "I'm ugly" and makes the reader think about their own insecurities.
I have no curves,
that's just fat that decided that my sides
were the best possible places to go to.
This is really funny.
Some parts I think could be improved.
Why do you tell me that I'm pretty and cute when it'snottrue!?
The formatting here is weird and actually goes against your message. By crossing out "not" here, you're saying that it is true that you're pretty, which contradicts the rest of the piece. Overall, I don't really think the bold/italics/crossing out is working here. At best, it's an emphasis you don't really need when the words themselves are so biting. At worst, the crossing out tends to make the message feel contradictory.
You realize that later today I had to ask if being called thicc was an insult?
I find it slightly offensive!
I'm not smart! I don't get things as quickly as you people do.
What personality?
I'm dead inside.
Okay, so I like the first part of this, because I'm old and out of touch so when I first heard "thicc" being thrown around I was like "wait is this a good thing oh goodness I'm old get off my lawn" . The second part is where you touch upon other self-critiques, but they never get fully developed. You say you're not smart and have no personality, but there's little to back that assertion up, unlike the extensive evidence presented for "I'm ugly". I'm not sure if it would be better to focus this on the more well-developed appearance issues or to present more examples to show why you're also dumb and have a terrible personality.
Overall, well, this is a rant so there's not much to critique. Some of the points could have more substance to them but overall it's on-point. Keep writing!
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