Another of the Men Without Women put it succinctly: Q is but
one participant in a hundred-man marathon, and he must come first to win her.
Running the distance between Athens and Marathon—26.22 miles,
or about 44.2 kilometers for us metric folks here—is no laughing matter. It
doesn’t help either that he has perhaps 50.3% of the entire student population
racing against him as well. Also, that’s barring the lesbians and bisexual
girls in the school. Let us never forget them. All-in-all, he is perhaps
running a hundred-man and a hundred-woman marathon, and he must come first to
win her heart. Running the path of the Greek messenger of legend, with his
letter of love exclusively for her.
Granted, he is a truly upstanding young gentleman who can
distinguish a fallacious statement from a valid argument, a worthy candidate of
her affection, no matter which angle you look at him. A decently-toned body,
hands adept around the guitar and the piano and the brush, and a winning, goofy
smile that would make you crack even just a little bit.
The same Men Without Women also put it succinctly: love is
less of a sprint, but more of a marathon.
Meaning, two things:
1 He must not only outrun, but also outlast everyone (but
that has already been explained).
2 There will be water stops and friends along the way to
offer his support to him.
Indeed, he has plenty of friends and teachers to high-five
along the race. To call him the People’s Champion would be no understatement.
He has the support of his entire class, the entire class to the left, the
entire class to the right, the lovable and handsome HUMSS Filipino teacher,
and, being Mr. Altruism and Congeniality, the blessing of his seniors in his
org as well. According to the laws of physics high-fiving people should hamper
your running momentum, but instead it does seem to be a source of energy for
him. Which is not terrible at all. In a sport as grueling as ultra
long-distance running you’ll need every yard of rope you can hang on to.
I, as a fellow runner, offer my support to him by being his
training partner as well.
“Keep your head up! Stop pumping your arms sideways!” I
would scream to him on my bike as he starts the umpteenth lap from the memorial
park. At that point even a Korean simply walking to work could outpace him by
more than ten times.
But no matter how much I jog with him or remind him of
proper running form, I still remain nervous about him entering this race. This
isn’t a WWE Tag-Team Championship. This is his race, and his race alone. And no
matter how many people he high-fives along the way, no matter how many cups of
Pocari Sweat he downs like a shot of whiskey while running, he will have to
stop. His knees will start to feel like a rusted door hinge, his calves will
start to ache, the center of his chest will start to burn from all that huffing
and puffing, or, God forbid, he gets stitches. He will have to, whether he
likes it or not, stop his momentum at some stop, and perhaps start walking.
The law of inertia, as we learned from the various beloved
personalities of the Science Subject Area, states that objects at rest tend to
stay at rest. Perhaps, Q, feeling a wash of relief after running non-stop for
thirty minutes, would not find the will to start bending his knees again.
Perhaps in his suffering under the cruel heat of nine A.M. Athens, he lapses
into existential crisis and comes to a harrowing epiphany. Why did I even want
to chase this girl, he might ask himself? That is my principal concern. Once he
stops running, will he continue running?
Wait. Hold up. I’m receiving updates.
Hello? Yes. I see. Uh-huh. I got it. Thank you.
Let me correct the first sentence of this entire
composition: Q is a but one participant in a hundred-man and a hundred-woman
marathon, and he must beat the girl of his dreams at her own sport to win
her heart.
Apparently, this girl he’s running after is a track varsity
athlete. Haha, talk about out of league.
So he runs the route the Greek messenger of legend ran from Marathon to Athens, bearing his message of love for her. In competition with a
legion of boys and a legion of lesbians and bisexual women—many of which may be
more physically and mentally suited, have competed in (and succeeded) in many
marathons before, and perhaps have already been in this race far before he has.
At one point he may come close to passing Atalanta. Just a
few inches more. But then he realizes he still has twenty-two more kilometers
to go and he is running out of energy. He can no longer keep up the incredible
speed at which she is running. Reluctantly, at the command of the aching at his
sides, he puts less energy into his knees. Atalanta’s braided hair swings
side-to-side like the tail of a horse breezily trotting away. The golden tie at
the end of her braid starts to grow smaller and smaller. Soon, one by one, the
other boys and the lesbians and the bisexual women come into his field of view
and quickly pass him. There is no goddess, and no set of golden apples to help
him out. The ten A.M. heat of Athens evaporates the sweat on his nape.
Imagining him in this scenario brings me nothing but chills.
Though, in the defense of my man, there is one quality of
his that has put all men at the top of the food chain: unbridled ambition. This
same unbridled ambition has inspired men and women around the world of all ages
to defy all odds and complete challenges out of their leagues. At some point, surplus
food was out of humans’ leagues. Steam trains, too, were out of humans’
leagues. And so was the moon. In the past.
I hope that at that point in the race where he will
inevitably stop running, I hope that he reflects upon this unbridled ambition.
I hope that at that moment where he walks along the sizzling concrete on the
road to Athens, he remembers that at some point, in the past, his mother too
was once out of his father’s league.
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