Here you are becki! I thought you might be homesick and that this might bring you back home...kind of. xD
(Look, this is pure fun. Please don't be critical, anyone. ^_^) 
Jolly good, my Englishman,
Jolly good indeed! Pip --
Pip the chinwag for
Tea and crumpets will follow.
Quite blasphemy wee
Bonnie lassie! That's
Ace! Nor blasphemy be.
Toodle-pip cherio, quite.
Bloody piffle he is,
How nor balderdash
He is! Piffle piffle --
Balderdash blasphemy!
Pish posh goes
His dirty wash.
Wish wash wish --
Wash! Bloody good, then!
Toodle toodle pippy --
Pop! Toodle pip
Is gone to pop!
Toodle toodly pip!
Bangers and mash
Are pipin' hot. Get
Them all you portly
Lot! Bangers and mash.
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She's on vacation and misses home a bit. So I thought I'd post this. ^_^
xD Jon I remember you posting this by stanza in the Chat and becki choosing words for you to use.
I quite like it, very entertaining, definitely. Is becki home sick? I remember the Chat thing a was while back, so she probably is okay now, and you also said you wrote it for her and then you found it
Also, I love the word 'bloody' and then something