A/N: First of all, this is mainly meant for comedic relief (Example: Everything Eros says), and some of it is not accurate. If I get any of the main facts about any of the mythological figures/places wrong tell me so I can fix it. Nevertheless, please enjoy.
"The beginning is
the most important part of the work."
-Plato
Chapter 1
The Beginning
Our story begins when the universe
was young, few to little stars or planets glimmered in space. In one part of
the universe, Chaos was hard at work. The twisting strands of space looked
almost that of a human, but lacked form. Chaos was made from the shadows of
space and the corpses of stars. He was large, bigger than our sun, and at his
hands was a bundle of white dwarfs. He shaped the white dwarfs into creatures,
creatures that matched his ideal beauty. They were humans, humans made from not
flesh, not bones, but stars. Chaos called these humans Gaea, Tartarus, and
Eros.
“Thank you Chaos for creating us.”
Gaea spoke, “But what is it that you want us to do?”
“The universe is barren and lonely
my dear Gaea….” Chaos spoke, his voice echoed in the nothingness, “I want you
to explore the stars, find a suitable place for a planet, and create more
beings like yourself to populate this barren space.”
“So we pretty much need wonder
around the universe, no food, no water, until we find a place for a planet.”
Eros stepped up, his voice playful, “Anyone got a map?”
“Shut up Eros, this is the least we
can do for Chaos, after all he did make create us.” Gaea snapped at Eros.
“Well if that’s the logic we’re using, I want to be the ruler
of this new planet, or at least have my own holiday.” Eros muttered.
“I’m sure you will Eros.” Gaea replied.
“Wait one second before you go!”
Chaos exclaimed then took the last strands of white dwarfs and made them into
people, “Here are Nyx and Erebus, they’ll join you on your journey.”
***
If Eros thought Tartarus was
annoying, Nyx and Erebus were the bane of his existence. They hardly ever
talked, and whenever they did they all said something dark or depressing.
Tartarus would never talk plainly, Nyx would go on and on about the stars, and Erebus would just stare hazily into the
darkness.
Eros decided to break the silence, “What
did Space say to the star?”
Everyone looked at him like he’d
lost it.
“Nothing! Because space can’t talk!”
Eros exclaimed, waiting for a reaction.
Their faces didn’t change.
Last
joke I’m telling them. Though he really couldn’t blame them, he was an
awful comedian, and that was something everyone can agree on. After that
awkward moment Eros made, the five of them trekked on. Every now and then Eros
would point out a decent looking spot for the planet but Gaea would insist that
they continued.
“Ugh…how about that one?” Eros asked
in a weary voice, pointing to another empty spot.
“Nope, still lacks....something” Gaea
would reply.
“What does it lack?” Eros asked,
desperate to end their journey.
“Dunno.” Gaea replied simply, then
walked on.
“Ugh!” Eros facepalmed himself and
followed her, “Man I’m hungry…..I know, I’ll make myself some food!”
“Eros, we shouldn’t be wasting our
power on such nonsense.” Gaea argued.
“Food isn’t nonsense, besides it’s
not like you can stop me.” Eros said cockily, then waved his hands in a
circular motion. When he was done a long, squishy stick of a pale yellow
substance appeared in front of them, floating in the low gravity.
“Wow, it worked!” Eros exclaimed
peering at the substance he had created.
“Ugh Eros, one day you’re going to
kill me.” Gaea said frustrated, “What are you even going to called it?”
“Butter.” Eros replied, still
staring in awe at the figure he made.
“Butter?” Gaea said in disbelief,
“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”
Eros poked the figure and tasted the butter,
“Er…...it needs something more.”
“No Eros!” Gaea screamed and tackled
him when he tried to create what we now call toast.
Pushing Gaea off and getting to his feet Eros
exclaimed, “What was that for!?”
“Like I said, you shouldn’t use your
powers for such stupid things.” Gaea pointed out again.
Eros rolled his eyes and muttered to
himself, “Food isn’t stupid.”
Eros counted, it most definitely
took a century for something exciting to happen. It felt like they walked past
the same set stars one hundred and fifty times. What was worse was either Nyx ranting, or no talking plainly. Overall, it was torture to Eros.
“I spy with my eye something black.”
Eros attempted to break the silence once again.
“Is it space?” Gaea replied,
completely annoyed.
“Yeah, how'd you know?” Eros
asked.
“Ugh! For the last time Eros, can’t
you just shut up!?” Gaea snapped at him.
“Sorry, but that’s not to my
ability.” Eros replied defiantly and glanced past Gaea, where something caught
his eye, “Umm…Gaea what’s that?”
Gaea followed Eros’s gaze, and when
she spotted what he saw she froze in fear. Ahead of them was a large, strange,
portal leading to two different realms. On one side there was nothing but
volcanoes, lava, and scorched dirt, on the other side there was snow, ice, and frost, and in the middle there was absolutely nothing.
“Hey Tartarus, is this on the map?”
Gaea said nervously.
“It’s called the realms of Nilfheim,
Muspelheim, and Ginnungagap.”
Tartarus replied, looking at the map.
“That’s actually on that!?” Eros
exclaimed and snatched the map out of Tartarus’s hands, which he’d assumed only
contained stars, “Huh…well you look at that….I think it’s a tourist
destination.”
“Do you think it’s safe?” Erebus
asked quietly.
“Of course, it’s got to be ten times
better than this barren wasteland!” Eros replied positively and dashed up to
the opening of the portal, completely ignoring the warnings of Gaea.
Poking his head into the portal Eros
stared into the realms. Inside the portal was not what Eros expected. One side
was hot while the other side was cold, but that was just common sense, however in the
middle something strange was going on. There was three rather
large humans constantly attacking a sleeping giant.
As soon as Eros noticed this he
pulled his head instantly out and turned to his comrades, “I have seen
things….”
“Wow Eros, it can’t be that bad.”
Gaea laughed then walked through the portal, soon followed by everyone else.
Ugh!
Frustration boiled up inside Eros and he suddenly felt empathy for Gaea.
Spending a couple of moments in hesitation, Eros slowly crawled through the
portal. Nothing changed dramatically, besides the three humans had managed to kill the
giant. However, to Eros’s surprise, Gaea, Nyx, Erebus, and Tartarus were all
talking to the three humans. Racing towards them, Eros pushed down more
frustration.
As soon as he arrived Eros questioned them, “Uh…what’s going on?”
“Oh Eros, I’d like you to meet Odin,
Vili, and Ve.” Gaea introduced them before continuing, “We were just talking
about the new planet we were supposed to make.”
“Well, while you talk my brothers
and I are going to figure out where to put this body.” Odin spoke in such an
accent Eros didn’t know whether to be frightened at the fact that they’re
hiding a body, or annoyed at his insufferable accent.
“We could drop it at the end of
Ginnungagap.” Vili suggested.
“Umm….may I ask why you killed that
giant?” Eros interrupted their frightening conversation, and probably started
and equally chilling new one.
“Giant?” Odin asked, and when Eros
pointed to the dead body he continued, “Oh…you mean Ymir? Well, that’s simple,
he was making too many jotuns.”
“So you killed him….because he was
making jotuns?” Eros found this hard to believe, and just plainly creepy.
“You got it right, anyways Vili I
think that’s a perfect idea.” Odin turned to his brother.
By now Eros had gotten it into his
head that these men weren’t in their right mind. Nevertheless, he stilled
helped them when they asked for help carrying the large body. Eros felt chills
up his spine every second he touched the corpse. Apparently the end of
Ginnungagap was far away, fore Eros felt like they had passed every detail of
this place.
Finally they made it, the edge of
Ginnungagap. The edge was exactly as Eros predicted it, a sheer cliff into
absolute nothing. Relief washed over him when he was able to drop the part of
the body that he was holding. He watched hazily as the three brothers, who were
not strong enough to carry Ymir all the way over here, picked up the body and
threw far out into the distance.
“What just happened……you said you
needed help!” Eros turned to Odin.
But Odin didn’t reply, instead he
gazed of into the place where they had thrown Ymir’s body.
Following Odin’s gaze, Eros stared
in shock. Something was happening to the body, the blood become a salty blue
ocean, the flesh became the ground, the bones became mountains, the teeth
became rocks, and the hair became plants. Sadly however, after all of this only
half of a planet was made.
“What just happened….?” Eros
repeated.
“Half of a planet formed.” Ve replied simply.
“Out of a body?” Eros stared in
disbelief, he actually preferred wondering the universe over this.
“Here’s an idea, Gaea why don’t you
finish it.” Erebus asked, “This can be the planet Chaos wanted us to make.”
“Hmm….alright.” Gaea nodded and
began waving her hands. As she did this more ground, mountains, oceans, and
rocks became to form until the planet was finished.
“Wow…” Eros stared in awe at the
beautiful landscape, “What are we calling the world?”
“How about Spos?” Erebus asked.
“I vote for that one.” Eros
declared.
“No way, how about Nox?”
“Absolutely not.”
“Maybe Amare?”
“Yeah…..no.”
“Tonitrui?”
“Too long.”
“Alright how about Earth?” Gaea
suggested.
Everyone glanced at each other,
Earth wasn’t ideal but it was much better than anything else they came up with.
“Alright.” Everyone agreed in
perfect unison.
“Then Earth it is.” Gaea declared,
“We should probably create something to help the people of Earth prosper.”
Everyone nodded and all went to work creating gifts for
Earth. Nyx and Erebus created Hemera (day) and Aether (The air gods breath), and Nyx alone created Nemesis (revenge), Hypnos (sleep), Thanatos (death), Geras (old age), Eris (strife), and Charon (ferryman of the underworld). Gaea made
Uranus (sky), and the two of them created the Titans, the Giants, and Oceanus.
Tartarus created the most brutal
underworld ever seen, which he named after himself, and made three judges, Rhadamanthus,
Aeacus and Minos, who’d decide who went to the underworld and who went to the
realm of Tartarus. Erebus made a region in the underworld where the dead would
go immediately after dying, and Eros made the ability to love.
“Really Eros?” Gaea asked annoyed.
“What?”
“Just that, just the ability to
love?” Gaea questioned, “We all made things like the underworld and you just
made the ability love.”
“So you want me to make more?”
“Yes.”
“Alright, here.” Eros said, shifting
through his satchel looking for the butter he made earlier. Once he found it he
presented it to Odin as a gift.
“Umm….thank you?” Odin replied
awkwardly, tasting the butter. As soon as he tasted it his eyes lit up, “Wow
this is amazing!”
“Aww….don’t mention it.” Eros
replied, grinning mockingly at Gaea.
“Well we need to give you something
equally worthy.” Odin said and beckoned for his brothers. Once his brothers
stepped up, Eros noticed Vili holding a bow and Ve holding arrows. Vili and Ve wasted no time giving both of these objects to Eros.
“This bow and those arrows are very
special.” Odin began to explain, “The arrows never run out and every time
someone is hit with them they will fall in deep love.”
“Wow…this is awesome!” Eros
exclaimed inspecting the weapon.
“Anything for butter.” Odin replied.
“If you two are done wasting time,
I’d like to actually go to the planet.” Gaea impatiently spoke.
“Uh…right.” Eros said, putting the
bow and arrows up.
As they arrived at the surface of
Earth, Eros took a deep breath of fresh air. The Earth looked so clean,
naturally wonderful. After a couple of hours inspecting the planet a bit more
Eros, Gaea, Erebus, Nyx, and Tartarus all bid farewell to Odin and his brothers
and went to different sides of the planet. As they each walked away Eros caught
sight of a white dove (which he had made secretly for Gaea) fly by, but quickly
crash.
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