Yo, yo, yo!
This one goes out…
To all my homies…
Brotha penguins down in the ice…
What’s good, y’all?
*
Mama Penguin…
This one…
In particular…
Goes out to you.
*
(This goes out to you, Mama.)
*
Yeah…
Uh…
It’s cold here… really cold…
Real cold… real real cold…
You don’t…
Even know…
How… cold…
Yeah!
*
(Wooo!)
*
‘Cause it’s real cold…
Like, I mean, really cold…
Maaan.
*
What am I sayin’? It ain’t cold.
It’s hot out there.
Hot as hell!
Yeah…
*
It really isn’t cold out there…
What am I even doing…
anymore?
*
(Beat stops.)
*
Phil, no.
Phil, just… Just autotune it.
Yeah, man.
Autotune, baby!
*
Take it from the top…
Yo, yo, yo!
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IronKnee? I love you! This is perfect. For the fact that it has penguins and because it makes no sense at all! We need more penguin raps...
*Starts to plot out penguin raps*
Anyway, should I review this? Nah, its too perfect for reviewing.
Should I give ideas for the next penguin rap? Of course.
- Dude, talk about there suits! there penguin suits!
- And, how cool they are. see what I did there? hehe
- penguin sliding!
- them singing in a jazzy voice....
If you write another penguin rap, tell me!
Never stop writing!
-Lau.
Haha, I'm glad you liked it. I was expecting people to just avoid it.
I'll definitely think about doing another about their suits, though I never planned to write raps, or lyrics at all. This was just a spur-of-the-moment idea and I was like "What the heck? Why not?"
Anyway, I'll hit you up if I post anything new.
-Knee
Oh goodness. I wish I had a lot to say about this, but alas there is not much to say.
This did make me chuckle. Briefly. This is purposely bad, right? If not, oh goodness. I'm just going to assume so. You put it under humor so it must be!
Anyways, yeah, I like the penguin rap. It's different and comical and just plain weird, which is good.
Good work on creating a funny piece to make us all laugh!
Keep up the good work!
Continue Writing, as always
- Cody