There's growling beneath my bed.
And a shadow shaped like a head.
I know if I look down, I'll see an undead.
So I'll just try to sleep instead.
There's a creature of evil in my room.
I close my eyes, and await my doom.
Beneath me, it will always loom,
Scared, for now, by car booms.
I peer into the darkened shadows,
Wherever I looks, the monster follows,
Three giant ears and a large nose,
Five mouths, one eye, and a brow that glows.
Nothing will sate the monsters hunger,
So I simply glare down under,
My eyes adjust, I realize my blunder,
Beneath the top bunk is my friend Carter.