Once upon a time there was a guy. This guy's name happened to be Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko. One day he was skipping around through the forest, yodeling to all the animals and being cheerful. Little did Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko know...HE WAS BEING FOLLOWED. Continuing to be unaware, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko heard a shrill squeak from up ahead.
“OH NO. SOMETHING OR SOMEBODY IS IN TROUBLE!” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko squawked, skipping into the direction of the noise. Soon, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko came across a rabbit, being terrorized by a house cat. Annoyed, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko shouted at the house cat.
“Go cat! GO GO GO GO!” And the cat ran away. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko pulled out a carrot he had in his backpack, and gave it to the rabbit.
“Here you go! Don't forget, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver saved you!” Meanwhile, little did Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver know, a mysterious hooded man watched from the distance, taking a moment to look awesome. He started walking in slow motion so he still looked awesome. The mysterious hooded man approached Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver.
“I'M CASTING A SPELL ON YOU!” The mysterious hooded man shrieked loudly, flailing in the direction of Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver gasped and started flailing, screaming. Soon, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver became hooded and weird looking, and the mysterious hooded man disappeared.
“Oh no!! I'm now an undead warlock!” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Undead Warlock yelled, staring at his hands in anguish. Suddenly, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Undead Warlock had the urge to kill things. He began running around and yodeling, shooting random balls of fwoosh fire flames at every living thing in sight, until he fled the forest and returned to his cottage. On his way to the cottage, he spotted a school. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Undead Warlock gleefully caught the school on fire and cackled, running away. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Undead Warlock & Destroyer of Schools & Child Murderer suddenly decided he wanted some more titles for his name. Important ones.
“I want to be Lord of the Undead! I am Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Undead Warlock & Destroyer of Schools & Child Murderer & Lord of the Undead!” He laughed manically, picking up bones from the destroyed school. Suddenly, a unicorn burst out of the ashes and stabbed Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Undead Warlock & Destroyer of Schools & Child Murderer & Lord of the Undead in the heart with the unicorn horn. Gasping, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Undead Warlock & Destroyer of Schools & Child Murderer & Lord of the Undead became a regular human again, full of freaky compassion and love.
“HOW COULD I? I can no longer be Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Undead Warlock & Destroyer of Schools & Child Murderer. Now, I am Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead.” He said, throwing his arms up towards the sky and shaking his head in anguish. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead walked home and went to bed. The next morning, he went to the grocery store and bought some milk. Later, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead went for a walk in the forest, dancing around with unicorns and squirrels.
“You are my best friends!” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead cried gleefully, petting the unicorns. “You saved me from being an Undead Warlock and Destroyer of Schools and Child Murderer and Lord of the Undead!” He said. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns pulled out a few tools from her pockets and began sawing off one of the horns from a baby unicorn.
“I need this horn to keep me safe and anti evil!” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns said, as she nodded happily. Once she got the horn, she put it in her pocket and began eating a bowl of soup.
“Mmmmmmm. THIS IS THE BEST SOUP EVER.” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns said, as she shared it with the unicorns. She danced happily home, eating the rest of her soup until she got to her cottage. Upon entering, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns realized she had left her milk out on the counter instead of the fridge.
“OH NOOOO! OH NO OH NO OH NO NOT THE MILK.” She screamed, staring in dismay at the milk that had gone bad. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns opened the milk and began pouring it down the drain, crying the entire time. Whimpering, she went to sleep to recover from the milk incident and prepare for the next day.
The next day, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer awoke feeling again freaky and manically happy and full of love. She danced her way outside to where she started digging a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, super, duper, truper, muper, luper, very, fantastically deep hole in the ground. She continued to dig as deep and as deep and as deep as she could, until she saw light coming from the bottom. Finishing her digging, she pushed through and the entire world flipped over. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer jumped out of the hole and stood up, raising her fists gleefully.
“I made it to China!” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer shrieked, parading around and speaking random Chinese words. Soon, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer got bored of China and zapped herself back to her native planet, since she wasn't originally from Earth. She wandered around until she reached another village and met a strange man.
“Do you like those fields of flowers?” He asked, letting out a manic laugh.
“Well, of course I do!” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer responded joyfully, skipping circles around the strange, mysterious man.
“I CAST A SPELL ON YOU.” He yelled, waving his arms until a flower popped out of Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer's head and was stuck to it.
“Oh no! I have a flower stuck to my head!” She yelled in surprise, staring up at the yellow flower. Frustrated, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer set the fields of flowers on fire, conveniently burning a random lady to death while she was at it. Shrugging, she realized she left her unicorn horn at home on accident, even though the horn was meant to keep her from doing evil acts. Sighing, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil returned to her cottage, and began to eat a lump of cheese she found in her mattress. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil soon decided she wanted to seek vengeance on the first mysterious hooded man who watched from the distance, for temporarily turning her into an undead warlock.
“I'll go on a quest.” She decided. She packed a backpack and wandered into the woods, searching for the place where she first met the mysterious hooded man. Looking around, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil didn't see the mysterious hooded man. Instead, she saw an old woman in a robe. The old woman beckoned her over and spoke.
“What can I do for you?” She asked.
“I'm trying to find the mysterious hooded man who cast a spell on me at the beginning of this story! I want revenge.” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil responded. After a few moments of silence, the elderly woman spoke once more.
“I can offer you teleportation to where the mysterious hooded man lives.” She offered. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil nodded eagerly, and soon felt a strong presence of magic briefly before he was teleported to a strange house. Shrugging, he walked to the door and knocked. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men waited for a few minutes, without any luck. Shrugging once more, he twisted the knob of the door and opened it, inviting himself in.
“Mysterious hooded man? Are you in here?” He called out, his voice echoing throughout the dusty, nearly empty house. “Well, maybe he isn't home yet.” He decided, closing the door behind him. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men made himself at home, settling down on a ragged couch, dust puffing out from the cushions. He noticed a strange object sitting on the arm, and picked it up. Upon pressing one of the buttons, a box in the corner of the room lit up. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men gasped as he stared at the television.
“FOOTBALL! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO.” He yelled, leaping around and shoving potato chips in his mouth. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men suddenly stopped and shut off the television upon hearing crashing from upstairs. He wandered his way to the staircase, preparing to investigate. Each individual stair creaked as he walked up them, brushing dust off from the steps and rail as he went. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men froze once he reached the top of the stairs. Through a doorway, he spotted the mysterious hooded man he had been searching for, eating donuts and picking up books that were scattered across the floor.
“You!” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men shouted, running into the small, cluttered room. The mysterious hooded man looked up quickly, tossing the books he was holding.
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(Intentionally bad). Also, chapter 2 and 3 are a few posts below. I'm reusing this thread.
Awhile later, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies and Barbie decided to go on a big adventure. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies and Barbie wandered through the forest, searching for unicorns. Lately, the unicorns had gone missing.
“I wonder where they went.” Barbie said.
“Who knows? But we are going to go find them!” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies exclaimed in excitement.
“Look at this! Look at this! Look at this!” Barbie said, pointing at the ground. On the ground were unicorn tracks! Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns and Barbie followed the tracks until they came to a giant portal.
“Do you think they went through there?” Barbie asked. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns nodded and spoke.
“Probably. Let's follow!” Barbie and Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns jumped through the portal, and appeared in a desert. Upon looking around, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns and Barbie saw there were even more unicorn tracks in the sand. They followed and followed and kept following until they finally decided to rest. 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Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns had no water. After resting, they started searching again, and finally found the herd of unicorns.
“There they are!” Barbie exclaimed. All the unicorns pranced over to them and danced around them. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns and Barbie both hopped on a couple unicorns and rode back to the portal, hopping through and returning to the forest. Then Barbie and Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns sold the cottage and decided they would just live with the unicorns forever and run around in the woods like crazy people.
“FOR SOME REASON, I NOTICED THAT THIS STORY HASN'T HAD MANY FULL CAPS SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING.” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns exclaimed, flailing.
“Oh well. Who needs caps when we have each other? Let's go party!” Barbie said, and started to party with Ken and Theresa and Kelly and the unicorns and Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns.
“Barbie, since we are married, you should take part of my name. I now pronounce you Barbie Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns!”
“That's great!” Barbie Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns said. Then they partied all day and all night long and had lots of fun. They ate delicious cake and danced with all the animals of the forest. They had fun shouting in capital letters and saving rabbits from being eaten by house cats, and they made sure to keep the unicorns from entering the portal ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again.
And then they really did live happily ever after, and that was the end of the strange tale of Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns and Barbie Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies & Tracker of Very Lost or Missing Unicorns.
Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her stopped at the entrance of the room to meet the mysterious hooded man.
“Why did you turn me into an Undead Warlock thing at the beginning of this horrible story?” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her demanded, flailing his arms. The mysterious hooded man didn't respond right away. Instead, he removed his hood in slow motion, revealing she was truly Barbie.
“Because. I was incredibly angry and wanted to take it out on something.” She said.
“Why were you angry?” Asked Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her. Barbie paused before speaking.
“Because I keep getting fired. I mean, I've been a doctor and a nurse and a teacher and a vet and a firefighter and a cop and a mom and a plumber and a fairy and a mermaid and a princess and a bride and an engineer and a babysitter and a baker and a rock star and dozens of other things. But I have to get a new job all the time.” Barbie complained, her face twisted in super horrible extreme agony of super horrible very bad extremeness. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her nodded in understanding.
“That really sucks.” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her said, before continuing. “Why don't you just come with me and we can go on adventures? Then you don't have to be a doctor or a nurse or a teacher or a fairy or a cop or a mom or a mermaid or a firefighter or a princess or a bride or a vet or a baker or a babysitter or a rock star or any of that!”
“THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL.” Barbie exclaimed.
“And...and...WILL YOU MARRY ME, BARBIE?” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies asked.
“Of course I will!” Barbie exclaimed.
“I'm Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies the first, I am, Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies the first I am, I am. I got married to the mysterious hooded Barbie next door, she's been married a billion times before!” Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies sang, totally ripping off King Henry VIII. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies and Barbie skipped away out of the house, Barbie casting a teleportation spell on them to send them to Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies' cottage. They began planning their really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, exciting wedding.
“Can I invite Ken and Theresa and Kelly and all of those crazy people?” Barbie asked. Rickyardo Fabian Rubiarez Sachiko The Rabbit Saver & Anti Undead Warlock & Anti Destroyer of Schools & Anti Child Murderer & Anti Lord of the Undead & Best Friend of Unicorns & Master Gender Changer & Person Who Must Carry Unicorn Horns To Not Be Evil & Tracker Of Hooded Men & Whose Name Keeps Expanding & Who Has Lots Of Spells Cast On Him or Her & The Seducer of Barbies nodded and asked,
“Can I invite....All the animals of the forest?!”
“Of course!” And so they sent invitations out to everyone, and began making the rest of the plans. They started baking a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, big and delicious pie flavored cake. Once their cake was done, they took it out to a gazebo and waited for Ken, Theresa, Kelly and all the animals of the forest to arrive. Soon, lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of deer and rabbits and birds and chipmunks and squirrels and for some unknown reason, house cats, showed up with Ken and Theresa and Kelly. They all ate the cake before the wedding, because they all wanted to and were hungry for some reason. And it was really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, super very awesomely, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, delicious. Then they got married and lived happily ever after. That is, until next chapter.
This should be the how-to manual for NaNoWriMo, right down to the unnecessarily long names being repeated in their entirety every single time.
You are amazing.
You have made me laugh. I couldn't get through the entire thing because the names got to be a bit much. I do like the fact that I could imagine everything that was going on though. I did like the way you described things. Maybe add stuff about colors, the weather and random teleportation...? I have no idea why I'm trying to review this when it's intentionally bad, but if Soink's bad fic contest is still open...you might want to submit it ....I'm gonna try and catch my breath now...