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KLPD means 'Khade land Pe Dhokha' Its in Hindi. When Translated in english its means 'Getting Fooled at last moment when you penis is erect'

Worked a lot to improve writing skills, but still lots n' lots is to be improved.Hope you guys are with me thorugh the way. Sorry , i wasn't able refrain myself from posting next scene.

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KLPD

“Yesterday I taught you thermodynamics. Have you revised all the laws?” asked Ghosh madam addressing to all the students. Imagine Teacher with 1.5 mm thick specks, stern character-That’s Ghosh ma’am Most Unwanted teacher Of Rajkumar College. July every year students prayed in groups that, Ghosh madam must not be assigned as their class teacher, and this time god rejected this year prayer of students of 11th Math’s Students. ‘Lady Hitler’ was there class teacher finally.

‘Yes Ma’am’ replied all the students’ giving a vehement outcry to show their unity, but among them, there were few “No’s” from the last benchers as usual. ‘No’s’ were drowned in the chorus of ‘Yes’, therefore was not audible to teacher. Few of backbenchers that uttered “No” were Akash and Anshul. Most ill famed renowned backbenchers for all the notorious activity, but Akash different was with exception being topper in class. Among 62 Students in class and almost thousand in school, Akash was not plebeian student. After getting defeated in fierce competition for head boy in school cabinet elections. Everybody recalled him as L.O.S.E.R.

“You tell me all first law,” asked Ghosh ma’am indicating a nerd with thick specks exactly like hers, sitting in third bench. Anybody would think nerd as Ghosh’s family member, would even suspect that she was doing partiality by asking him question.

Sitting in the last bench Akash and Anshul did not took any interest in teacher’s lecture’s. Like always they gave preference to their own stuffs rather then teacher.

“Love cannot be created nor destroyed, but can be transferred from one girl to another. How’s my first law?” said Anshul trying to crack a joke in a lowest voice, so that only they can listen. Both tried to suppress there laughter at thermodynamics jape, but strange voices forced teacher turn around for moment to find odd students, but in splits second of time, they both ended there activity and became sober and escaped from being pointed out by teacher.

“Over?” glowered Akash giving a sullen look “Let me concentrate on mobile. Can’t you see hot stuff is on?”

Anshul scowled thinking ‘how can he brush off me like that?’ Therefore, he looked up law in thick Physics book, which was hided secretly beneath the bench to help in critical situation if teacher asks him to verbalize law. Ignorance of subject’s lectures made him scan from the very first page, instead of directly switching to ‘Thermodynamics’ chapter to find out where theoretical definition of law. He was not alone in list; usually backbencher did it by searching wrong syllabus in wrong chapter helping them to get right punishment.

Unable to answer the question teacher punished her family member to stay in stand-up position for whole period. ‘Punishment’ stimulated Anshul with fear, getting frighten, he started to scan pages at double speed and finally reached “thermodynamics” chapter and started memorizing the law.

“Akash! Beware you know this teacher, Why don’t you read law once?” warned Anshul about rigorous nature of ma’am.

“Don’t disturb me.” snubbed Akash as if he didn’t care about teacher was there in class

“Here it is in the book, I have found. Read it once” request Anshul.

“Can’t you see what I’m Doing? Hot stuff is on. So, don’t disturb me” stared straight into eyes of Anshul to express disapproval.

On turning around with the end of conversation, Anshul was stupefied to see teacher drawing near their bench. Frighten Anshul hid the book deep inside the place in desk beside his school bag and nudged Akash about teacher’s move toward them. Watching moment of teacher towards them gave Akash thoughts a tailspin.

“What happened?” asked Akash with curiosity

“Ma’am Coming. Hide it! Fast...” replied Anshul with urgency his voice.

Listening to this his curiosity was gone in split seconds. Akash face was expressionless, because his mind was unable to process the situation. Getting petrified by the situation, he thought to put mobile in pocket, but for that he need to stand for a moment and that was not possible at this moment, so dropped the idea and found another safe place to hide it, he placed his mobile besides the book beneath the bench where bags are usually kept, so that mobile is out of teacher’s sight.

“What you both were doing?” asked teacher watching sudden abrupt movement of Akash, which created a scene that there was something going on.

“No-Nothing Ma’am” stammered Akash forming a lump into the pit of stomach

“Then tell me First law of Thermodynamics”

“Love can...” tied his tongue realizing what crap he was saying.

“Love?” puzzled teacher and even whole class started laughing. ‘Love’ in Physics period and that too in front Ghosh Ma’am.

“Shut up everybody. I don’t want to hear any noises” shouted ma’am to whole class with angry tone.

“I don’t know ma’am” replied Akash moving his head down with shame.

Akash wasn’t sure whether it was direct call or message that made his mobile vibrating, but he was able to feel the vibration sensation in bench, which was live demo of one of physics law. ‘Waves travel in all directions and much faster in solid compared to air’.

Gurrrrrr! Gurrrrrrr!

Akash recognized this vibration was from his mobile and was afraid that even teacher could listen or feel it not?

“You don’t know. You were in class yesterday” questioned teacher with slight irritated tone.

“Yes- Yes ma’am” replied Akash giving a nod, but his mind was vibrating with the vibration of mobile.

Gurrrrr!! Gurrrrr!! Again...

Due to rhythmic vibration effect of mobile it was continuously moving towards the edge of bench with little movements. Again giving proof of Newton’s third Law of motion ‘To Every Action there is equal and opposite reaction’. Akash didnt notice these movements, he didn’t knew, what these small movements were going to bring big trouble for him and if he would have noticed then he might have saved his mobile.

Dhapak!!!

Mobile fell hard of floor from 3 feet high of bench. Quickly Akash bend down trying to grab and was even successful until the last moment.

“What was that sound of falling something?” asked teacher

“Nothing ma’am” Akash said pretending fake confidence.

“Show me your hand,” instructed teacher.

“Ma’am it was nothing” said Akash trying to convince teacher. He knew he was in trouble with capital T.

“Don’t act over smart show me your hand” said teacher in a stiff voice.

Both hands were on the back; slowly Akash took out his left hand.

“Show me left hand too. Fast” instructed teacher

Slowly Akash took out his right hand in which he was having mobile. Teacher was surprised to see mobile in hands of Akash, that too in class. This time nobody can save Akash.

“Give me that thing” said teacher in lowest possible voice to show highest anger “And get out of class”

“Sorry ma’am”

“No sorry, get out and kneel down outside. Understand?” shouted teacher

“I am really sorry ma’am” apologized Akash making cute puppy face.

“Get out don’t waste time…” said teacher with last warning.

“Sorry ma’am..Please!”

“Gettt Outttt…” shouted teacher with utter frustration in highest possible pitch, the pitch was so high that even principal could listen being seated in office 50 yards away, pin drop silence after that. Each pair of eyes was on Akash, everybody had same question ‘Is Akash going to leave the class? What next?’ Finding an apology unsuccessful Akash gave mobile to teacher and started walking out of class with shameful face.

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Outside the class Akash being kneel down watched by students playing in ground. Denying his thoughts to stand still for some time to give rest to painful knees, he continued being in knelt down position. He very well knew if in case teacher saw him standing position even for a single moment, he would be punished much worse. May be kneeling down in front of principal’s office else in open ground bare knees. He wasn’t able to concentrate; his mind again and again wandered back into the class ‘What teacher might be doing with his mobile?’, ‘What if she decides to take me to Principal?’ Then principal will come know what I was actually doing in class, he will call my parents to let them know my deeds. Being nervous and scared he tried to convenience himself with positive thoughts.

‘No! She won’t go principal, after all I have good image in front of this teacher and this is my very first mistake, so most probably she will forgive me.’ A warm smile spread across his face, when his mind accepted the thought that she won’t take him to principal.

He couldn’t bear the pain in his knees anymore, so he finally decided to stand up for few moments to give knees relief taking a risk of being caught by teacher. But luckily nobody saw him, he looked at the students playing in basketball gorund.One of them dodged the ball and threw perfect into the basket.

Again his mind flew back into the class and calmness disappeared in second. Its was more then minute he was in standing position and now he realized what risk he took, wasting no time ho again got back into kneel down position. ‘What if she goes principal after this period and after that…’ sweat started trickling down his forehead; wiping sweat with handkerchief adjusted himself to comfortable position, the thoughts made him go hollow all over again.

‘She will not go, if she wanted to take me to the principal then she might have taken me much earlier’ he thought to himself trying convincing himself with positive thought again, but the thought seemed to detract from his clam and came to surface

‘What if she saw my mobile and the thing which was going on, She will come to know everything, she will know what actually I was doing, after that the image I have in front of teacher will be washed away. A new and puzzling despair overtook him, then she will then count me most stupid person, after all little image was left after being defeated in election that too will get ruined. Jesus Save me!’ tension was on peak he was totally restless thinking and predicting future possibility.

Ding, Ding, Ding …Ding!!

Recess bell rang releasing floods of students from classes. Corridor which had silence moments ago was now full of noises and students, everybody came out of class like it was years ago they have seen recess. Except his class all the classes were empty only few took there lunch sitting within the class. Ghost ma’am still continued her lectures in class; no students come out of his class.

‘Why ma’am is taking so long? Why long lectures only today?’ Thought Akash and again got nervous. Every single passerby in the corridor stared him, being candidate for head boy he was suppose to have good image and punishment for was shameful.

“If he’s punished, then even we have right to get punished” said one of students passing by to his friend.

Each comment was audible to him, but he dint cared to look, who gave this sarcastic comment. He tired to ignore and putted his head down with shame

“Must be talking in class” said again the same student, trying to give the reason for his punishment

“No! No! Must not have done homework” replied other student standing nearby and both started laughing.

Helpless Akash wasn’t able to do anything. He just tied his fist I to show anger towards them. ‘I will show you one day’ Akash thought.

It was usual habit of Tia to wander aimlessly in recess and make boys feel her presence in school. Tia the most infamous girl for scandals and everything, but her looks made school people forget about her scandal, apart from boys each single girl of school knew her, why would everyone don’t know her?

She was the single gal in whole school who had guts to propose Sir her suspension for school for 7 days was different thing. It was before few months back, that this girl proposed her crush Amit Sir who taught them computer. [Add Physical Description of Tia]

Watching Akash kneel down Tia was surprised, to confirm she took a closer look and headed straight towards her class to find Priya and inform her about this shocking news. Priya and Akash nobody took there name alone, both best friends since 7th standard. Nobody has every seen Priya taking to other boys of school. Even there was rumor affair was going on between them, but both denied whenever asked.

‘Best-waste-Friend’ that’s what they gave name to their relation.

“Priya, your best friend has got punishment” said Tia catching her breath.

“What?” stared Priya making O with big mouth bite still inside

“Yeah! I have seen him kneeling outside the class”

“Are you sure?” she gulped to food without chewing.

“Yes, Damn sure”

Priya was confused to eat the last unfinished sandwich or leave it. Finally she closed her unfinished lunch box and started putting in bag. May be Akash was at much higher priority then lunch.

“Lunch finished?”

“Later, Akash needs me.”

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“Akash, why you got punishment?” asked Priya standing in front of Akash in corridor, blinked several times, breathed in short, shallow breaths

Listening to familiar voice Akash slowly dragged up his eyelids for the first time in recess. Even he was surprised to see Priya standing there. ‘How did Priya know I am here’ was first question that popped his mind.

“Priya! You…” exclaimed Akash

“Tia told me about this” she began, stepping closer to him, breathing in deep to keep calm.

“Please go away. I have got punishment” he said, glancing up at her uncertainly.

“But why did you got punishment?” she was furious to know more.

“Please go… I said go,” requested Akash joining his both palms like that of praying in church.

“Can’t you tell me why are you here?” questioned Priya Ignoring Akash’s request to leave him alone

“I can’t talk now. I will talk you later. If teacher saw me taking, I will get scolding.”

“Which teacher gave you punishment?” continued Priya wanting to know the reason

“Goooo!!!..” said Akash with not in mood to give answer of her question

“Ok! But don’t forget to meet me after your punishment gets over, you know-how much I am worried about your punishment.” Said Priya

“I will come to you”

“I will be waiting” said Priya, she turned around and stomped out of the corridor, filling the halls with an echoing noise.

Finally, lectures were finished after a long wait, Ghosh ma’am was first one to come out of class and headed straight towards the place where Akash was punished, watching Ghosh ma’am students scattered in random direction in whole corridor.

“Tomorrow is test and I will take special care of your marks “warned teacher

Akash stood up listening to this and wasted no time in apologizing, holding ears he begged for mercy

“Sorry ma’am”

“So better stay prepared” said teacher in cold attitude and handed mobile to Akash. Receiving mobile there was a Glow in his face and he could not refrain from expressing happiness.

“Thank you ma’am” said Akash “Sorry once again” Smile was on his face because he was sure that he wont get his mobile back

“What thank you? This was your first time so. No mobiles, again Understand!?!”

“Yes ma’am I understand” teacher started taking steps in opposite direction towards staff room. As the teacher, was out of scene Akash started checking his mobile in to order to confirm everything was all right? However, he was not able to figure out so he stopped Anshul who was coming out of his class.

“Anshul, after I was punished, did teacher do something with my mobile?” asked Akash

“What?”

“Idiot! Did you fell as if she was browsing contents of mobile” asked Akash anxiously with mobile still in hand.

“Yes!” Anshul replied

“Yes?!?!?” Akash looked looked lost for seconds “Sure” he continued

“Yeah! Showing your mobile’s wallpaper to whole class she commented ‘Look what kind of wallpaper these generation people keeps’ and whole class was thrown into laughter”

“Any thing else apart from that?” asked Akash with much eager tone

“No,after that, she kept you mobile on table. That’s all” Answered Anshul.

“Are you sure?”

“Of Course, there was some new messages or calls, because it vibrated for sometime then teacher switched it off,” added Anshul

“Message or call?”

“Still not sure” said Anshul and leaved that place.

After confirming teacher did not catch him, what actually he was doing. Gave a sigh of relief, again got busy with mobile typing messages. With concentration on mobile, he started walking in the corridor, His eyes fixed on the screen and walked straight towards the canteen hoping to find Priya there.

From the other side Tia was on the way to return library with pile of books in hand, because of Mountain of books in hands she was not able to get clear view of front. Even Akash eyes were on screen and bumped her. All the books scattered in the floor, but some how Akash was able to save mobile. His cricket skill ad response time helped him a lot to catch mobile in correct time.

“I am sorry” both apologized together at the same time unable to recognize each other and both bend down to collect books scattered on the floor.

“Tia, its you” exclaimed Akash

“Akash!” Replied Tia with amazement

“I thought, some hot chick”

“What?”

“Chuck it. I am sorry” ," he said, grinning sheepishly. His eyes swept the length of her, and he let out a low whistle. "You look lovely today."

“No-No Akash, in fact I am sorry. I wasn’t able to see you, all this books you know,” countered Priya

“Then Ok! Give me My sorry back,” said Akash giving a warm friendly smile

“Sorry? How?” looked puzzled Priya and took books from Akash touching all his fingers which Akash collected moments ago.

“I can’t give sorry back will treat at canteen work,” asked Priya in flirtiest way offering him to canteen with her

“Ok!” agreed Akash and both started walking towards canteen side by side.