Published December 5, 2005
Play by: Emma and Laura
Laura:
people! Do you like sausage??
Emma:
do I? I lurrrrveeee sausage! Especially when the guys make them…
Laura:
Ok….. Now, children. Are you naughty enough to steal sausages. If you’re not, then you are a PIE!
Adam:
what if we have our own?
Emma:
Can I have a bit?
Laura:
Emma! You randy little *beep*
Emma:
Who me? No way!
(Emma does a flip and dives in for Adam’s sausage, doesn’t like it and goes for Alan’s.)
Laura:
Ok…Well, hey there adam.
(Alan lets her, Wallace, Alan’s friend gets jealous)
Wallace:
HAVE MINE!
Pete:
Laura, are you joining in? If so, you can have mine!
Laura:
Oh no! Go away, you snotty, smelly weirdo
Pete:
Laura made Pete cry.
Emma:
I enjoyed those sausages…
Laura:
Oh no! Here comes Lewis! Run!
Lewis:
Hey sexy ladies! Want my sausage?
Emma:
No Lewis! You play with your food too much!
Laura:
Yeah! What she said! Go away! Pedo!
Pete:
HAVE MINE HAVE MINE! I make them gooooooood.
Lewis:
OKAY!
(they run into a corner and have some fun)
Laura:
( in American voice) Sick dude!
Emma:
With all these sausages, me and laura don’t think we can do them all in time!
Wallace:
ME ME ME FIRST!
Laura:
Too far! I’m away to get Dougie from McFly!
Emma:
NOOOO! NOT HIM! NOT THE MCFLY GUY!
Adam:
What about me? Am I not as good as him?!
Laura:
No! Shut your mouth!
(dougie enters in the room and Laura faints)
Adam:
DOUGIE! YOU MADE LAURA FAINT! TAKE THAT YOU BITCH!
(adam bitch slaps then kicks, Dougie falls over clutching his balls and dies.)
Adam:
Yeah!
Emma:
I WANTED TO DO THAT!
(Emma kicks dougie in the face and laura then gets a stick and starts poking him)
Laura:
Whhyyyyyyy????? Whos making me do this? Can’t stop self!!!!!
Pete:
POKE ME! POKE ME!
Laura:
NOoooo!!!! Go away smelly!
Adam:
then poke me!
(Laura gets too stressed out and her head explodes)
Wallace:
With all the poking laura is doing… Emma, could you poke me?
Emma:
NO! I WANT TO POKE ALAN! NOT YOU!
Wallace:
I feel depressed…
Alan:
What about a threesome?
Emma:
Okay!!!
(They run off into a bedroom and don’t come out for several hours)
Pete:
All I wanted was for someone to try my sausage…
(Pete walks off head down, depressed…)
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
Emma:
THAT WAS SOME GOOD SHIT! …Is someone going to pick up Laura’s bits of head?
Adam:
Oh! I’ll pick up all the bits!
Lewis:
NO! I’M DOING THAT!
(the two have a bitch fight, they die)
Emma:
Oh well! Everybody died xcept me, allan and Wallace and pete but petes depressed hes probably died already!
Wallace:
The bedroom is empty… wanna have more fun?
Alan:
What we doing?
Emma:
We are having more sausage fun!
Wallace:
Any poking?
Emma:
Later! *wink*
THE END!
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Um ... probably not the best choice of play to review? It's 5 years old, and Emma doesn't visit the site no more.
Best way to review new work, I think: go to top of page, hover on 'Read/Write', then go to 'Recent Addition'.
I'll lock this one.
I have an issue with the constant double entendres in this story, but it's obviously made to be a joke. So... my only advice is, try to make it actually able to understand! Because even jokes do that
I want to hear your stories. I bet they're not as bad as mine.
Oh... but you are a boy... O____o;
So you're saying that you'd like to have a threesome with two of your friends? xD
Don't worry. I understand...I just like being difficult...
Ah, yes. Perversion of the teenage mind. You should hear some of my stories. Or not.
LMAO! OK.... O_____________o; Heh, that was so much fun! I miss the good old days... yeah... XD I don't care if it isn't that old!
So... when will you do one called Bacon fun?!
PERVERSITY IS ALL!!!
LIKE AIR!
IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!
AND USED EVERY 1 SECOND!!!
YAYLE!!!
LMAO! No! I mean, like everyone is sick minded, but we don't go around wanting people's sausages! I just meant like it was most of our friends (who were boys) having... fun! Like, we expressed the fancying, like who fancies who and that. So you kindo of notice who likes who! XD
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Please tell me this is innuendo and not some...sick perverse activity.
Dude that was wicked gnarly!
And unbelievably gross. Unless you meant the tasty eating sausage. Also it was kinda confusing. LMAO
Maybe I am really imature.
Bump! Read damnit! And leave comments! oh, this is based on real life, everyone in the play is actually real people we know.
And lmao TBR! At least you commented... *pouts*
.... Well....
Mummy may I please have my eyes ripped out now? Oh, and some sausages....
LMAO!