I can see you are a fan of the gelatin.
As a writer of nonsensical poems (which I sincerely hope no one takes seriously) I commend your passion for the red wiggly blob.
I want to suggest some ways you can improve this poem. There is always a line when it comes to writing the ridiculous. I like to encourage breaking rules if it suits your creative spirit, but, sometimes one just can't get away with it. An example would be your intro.
Why did you die?
Why did you make me cry?
Why couldn't I even say goodbye?
Oh, my mouth is dry.
The same word sound rhymed four times over? Die, cry, goodbye, dry...not the cleverest of rhymes. Lets try something a little less bland. In the beginning, you want your readers to think you're talking about something serious: the murder of a loved one. Really, you're just talking about eating a jello. What does murder and jello have in common? Red gooey stuff. Use that to your advantage.
Example:
The gore was unimaginable.
The trauma? Less so.
I committed this messy murder.
I am in a state of woe.
Rhyming every other line is a classic scheme. Here I rhymed so and woe. I find funny poems read best with this scheme, however, you can use any scheme you wish, so long as it works. An inconsistent scheme is typically not the way to go. Sadly, this is where you went.
You start by rhyming the first four lines. Then you rhyme the second lines. Then...what happened to the rhymes? I can see you made an attempt with me, happily, sadly, cowardly...but those just aren't strong rhymes. What you need to do is keep it consistent. If you're going to rhyme, pick a scheme and stick to it. You could keep it simple as I suggested and go every other line. You could also try an abab sort of scheme (first and third lines rhyme, second and fourth lines rhyme and so on). This scheme, however, is more of a challenge.
Try out some of my suggestions and see what you come up with. Again, I love the idea behind this poem. The messy murder of a jello. How deliciously tragic. Keep inventing and improving on your skills. Remember: a good work is never finished.
--MS
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