Rant of a Calculus Student

by Cailey

Published August 27, 2012

In Poetry

I'm a writer, aren't I?

So why?

Why

did I take Calculus?

AP, since the normal

wasn't hard enough.

Now, I don't get it.

And it's only been a week.

I'm failing,

and the class hasn't

really

even

started.

I'm a writer,

not a mathmatician,

not a scientist,

a writer.

So why did I take calculus?

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Noelle
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Noelle wrote a review Review · Sep 13, 2012

I'm a writer, aren't I?
So why...
why
did I take Calculus?
AP; since the normal
wasn't hard enough.

Now, And I don't get it.
And It's only been a week.
I'm failing,
and the class hasn't
really
even
started.

I really like this part in bold. It flows well and when I read it, I can hear the agitation and frustration in the reader's voice.

I'm a writer.
Not a mathmatician.
Not a scientist.
A writer.
I feel like this part of the poem would be more effective if you write it in choppy lines. Written this way, it sounds the way someone would say it out loud.

So why did I take calculus?

This is a funny poem. I feel this way about most science and math classes I take. It feels like a waste of my time. And then I end up getting bad grades and everything.

Overall it's a good poem. The suggestions I gave make the poem flow better and sound realistic. You can take them or leave them, I really don't care.

Keep writing!
**Noelle**

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Pencil2paper
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Pencil2paper wrote a review Review · Sep 12, 2012

I loved this! I really like comedic poetry, or rants. I actually wrote a similar poem to this which was entitled "I Hate Algebra", which ironically, I wrote in math class. I really like it, and I just think that its a great rant as far as rants go.

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AubrielRose
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AubrielRose wrote a review Review · Aug 28, 2012

This made me laugh out loud! And I completely understand. One of the prices of literary talent is having trouble grasping subjects such as math. You got your frusterations out in an entertaining way.

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makennaC3
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makennaC3 commented Comment · Aug 27, 2012

I like it. I can relate to the poem, and that's great!

polinkacreations wrote a review Review · Aug 27, 2012

Hey there;)

First of all, very entertaining and unusual piece of writing here. Thankfully, I have avoided these kinds of terrors in school, but I still hated (still hate) maths, so I certainly know what you are feeling here.
However, I think you didn't carry out enough emotion in here. By using rhetorical questions and a much more fast-paced structure you showed me your frustration. Now, make it more.
For example, I really like the first two lines:
"I'm a writer, aren't I?
So why?"
But then, you jump right to the point. I feel like you should describe exactly why you regret this decision. Write about the pains of the subject, how you wish you could go back and not take calculus, how it frustrates you that the teacher speaks almost in another language in class.
Moreover, the "I don't get it" - should also be expanded. It's not very poetic language, that phrase.
"I'm failing,
and the class hasn't
really
even
started." - I like this bit as well, like how you used the one-word-per-line technique, shows frustration pretty well. However, don't use this too much, because if the poem is all like this, the emotional climax would not be so strong.

"mathmatician" - little grammatical error, - "mathematician".

"So why did I take calculus?" - may sound harsh, but not the best ending to a poem. The build-up has to be much larger - I want to know exactly why you doubt your choice about the subject. I want to feel exactly what you do. There is the point of poetry;)

Overall, very intriguing piece of writing, and I believe that with time and editing, this can become something very entertaining and well-written. Keep up the good work!



Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
— Mark Twain