Same rules apply here that were stated in my two previous stories. I know the main idea is stupid, but what are ya gonna do?
Before reading this, I'm afraid you will have to read "Do Not Read This Story." Nothing will make sense if you haven't. Then again, this won't make sense no matter what. But if ya don't know who Mupert Rurdoc is, then you do need to read that story. Sorry folks.
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Mupert Rurdoc sat down on his throne. "Hmm...what form of torture should I give to the prisoners today?"
He walked over to his Bag of Stuff and took out his latest creation: an android in the shape of Darth Vader.
"Rise, my son..."
The android rose from the bag making several noises similar to that of a scuba diver's oxygen tank.
"Speak, my son..."
The android stood still, flexed his arms, and fell to the ground.
"You imbecile, I said SPEAK!"
The android did not move.
"Gah!" Mupert tore the remaining strands of what used to be hair out. He walked over to the H.A.L. 9000.
"Computer," he began, "activate the droid."
"I'm sorry, Mupert," said the H.A.L. calmly, "I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
Mupert blinked. "Why the bloody hell not?!"
"Because," the computer continued, "it is--" The screen flickered. The picture focused in and out.
"Blasted satellite!" Mupert hit the screen. "The reception is just dreadful!"
The computer's screen went blank. All of the little lights went out. Nothing moved. Suddenly, a whirring sound was heard from the massive machine. The computer reset itself.
When the screen came back on, the computer attached itself to the droid. Mupert stood a few paces away, grinning with utter malice on his face. When the download was completed, Mupert laughed evilly. He had been working on his evil laugh for some time, now.
When the droid finally stood, Mupert walked over to his creation proudly. "Well, Darth Droid, what do you say now?"
Suddenly, the letters "Iloveyou" appeared on H.A.L.'s screen. The droid smiled. It began wildly waving its arms in the air. "I love you! I love you! I love you!"
What was Mupert going to do with the Darth Droid? Why were the H.A.L. and Darth in love with Mupert? Why am I asking you all these questions? Find out in only three microseconds!
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Not quite as random and funny as the first but I liked it. You have a rather fluid, naturally comic style and generally it was entertaining. You might want to emphasise the character of Mupert a little more so that he's even more of a stereotypically evil guy but other than that I have only two slight suggestions -
Mupert Rurdoc sat down on his thrown. [I'm pretty sure you meant throne or did you put thrown on purpose?]
"iloveyou" [Perhaps put 'Iloveyou' because the small 'i' is plain annoying and computers generally capitalise correctly.]