Shut Me Up Before I Say Something Very Debauched

Shut me up,
before I say something
very debauched indeed.
If I ask you, "want to hear
what I did to an idol of mine?"
Tell me no no no;
"I want clean ears".

But that's the fun of me:
very opinionated, descriptive
of how to do things. That's
my nature- if very abrasive.

So please tell me
to shut my trap if I
go too far. You know I'd
do anything to zip up my
potty mouth; even if it means
thinking up a scenario (remember
the time at the pool? ;])

But that's who I am:
bigmouth strikes once more.
That is my nature- if very,
very disturbed at times.

If the need ever arises,
shut me up before I say
something VERY debauched.
But, knowing me, the more I
say it the more outlandish
I get.