Alibird, I hate to say it , but I know I can't delay it.
Alibird you're a turd, you stink like a bog.
Alibird your absurd, your favorite food is raw frogs.
Alibird your the funniest thing I've heard, with your dog-like scream.
Alibird, you truly are a creature of the dreams.
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I know i did bad.
I was bored to death when I wrote this! 
I went into this suspecting the worst so it hardly phased me. I really do hope that was supposed to be humour though...
I think (and hope) you were going for humor here, but I didn't find it funny. I think any kid in my English class could have written it in five minutes.
What was that supposed to be?!? It doesn't even rhyme! I think you may want to consider redoing the rhyme scheme a bit, don't you think?