“This is how you’re going to torture
me?” Neel’s tone was confused, he had been sporting that perplexed look on his
face ever since he had arrived at Hell. He looked like a deer caught in
headlights.
“Well of course,” Onyx confirmed,
swishing her forked tail, “this is how we torture everybody.”
Neel looked at the Pen in front
of him, it was like the fence that farmers used to keep sheep enclosed. Inside was
an endless sea of humans in different forms of terror, anguish, horror,
stretching till the horizon, all of them wearing VR goggles.
Neel swallowed, “Shouldn’t Hell
have fire?” he asked, confused.
Bronx frowned, his horns
twitching in irritation, “Why would we have fire? Fire is hard to control, it
takes lot of work to maintain, makes things hot – not to mention, oil is expensive!”
“It’s not eco-friendly either!”
piped in Onyx.
Bronx nodded vigorously, “Yes! This
is much better.”
Neel blinked, “Eco-friendly?”
Onyx nodded, “Yes, VR goggles are
eco-friendly, they run on electricity and give no smoke.”
Bronx looked at Neel’s confused
face and sighed, “I don’t understand why you are so surprised; we are demons of
Hell, we aren’t evil.” A sudden animation lit up his face, “if anything those
heathens up at Heaven are evil!”
“Oh yes!” Onyx agreed scowling, “they
are the worst!”
“Yes!” Bronx continued, shaking
his fist at the sky, “those heathens! They live up there in the sky, amidst all
the sunlight, and they don’t use solar panels!”
Neel stared at the two demons, “Solar
panels?”
“Yes!” the two demons exclaimed,
scandalised.
“But aren’t all these human
inventions?” Neel sounded confused.
“Oh we can’t help that!” Onyx gushed,
“humans invent the most wonderous things! Like time, mind
control, books, sour candy!” her voice had risen to an ecstatic scream.
“We never invented mind control”
“Oh you did, you – for some
reason – call it social media.” Bronx replied chuckling.
Onyx laughed with him, “Yes I
never understood that name, it’s so unappealing.”
“I know! I don’t understand how
they managed to sell so much of it.”
Neel had the beginning of panic
etched on his face, “That’s it, I'm going mad, oh god! I'm going mad, this can’t
be Hell!”
Onyx raised her eyebrows, “Whyever
not?”
“Because – because you have VR
goggles and! – and the demons here are having fun! They are laughing and
playing – I saw a group of demons playing dodgeball on our way here!”
“Are you saying demons can’t have
fun?!” Onyx cried; indignation written of her face.
“We are great at having fun!” Bronx
protested, annoyed, “we invented it!”
“Yes! Oh you’re such a human, I
bet you thought Heaven would be fun. Well they are not! They are not fun! They invented taxes! and homework!” Onyx finished triumphantly.
Bronx scowled at Neel’s muddled
expression, “We need to get you in the Pen, what size goggles will fit you?”
his horns twitched in irritation.
Neel flinched and turned to look
at the Pen, “What are they seeing anyway?”
“Jurassic Park.”
Neel jerked in surprise, “Huh?”
Onyx nodded, “Yes, Jurassic Park,
Jaws, Anaconda among others. They are living the movies to be accurate.”
Bronx walked over with another
set of goggles, “Of course we have changed and updated them so that they all
die in the end.”
“So basically they’re going to face
horrible, gruesome, terrifying deaths for the rest of eternity.” Onyx sounded
proud, “It’s one of our greatest innovations.”
Neel blinked, “You’re not
punishing them for their sins?”
“Nope!” Bronx replied, popping
the p, “we’re just punishing them in general. Here these goggles are yours.”
‘Can’t they take of their headsets?”
“No, they're permanently fixed for all of eternity.”
Onyx
smiled, swishing her tail, “I bet you wish you spent less of your time alive on
the screen.”
It was a normal day in Hell.
Points: 471
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