CORRUPT
GHOSTS
That Friday began
like every other one in Ahmed’s life. The sun rose above their
two-floor house in Malay, a small town in India. Ahmed and his family
were originally from Mumbai. They had moved when Ramu Kaka, Ahmed’s
father’s friend, had offered Abu, Ahmed’s father a job in a
toothpaste business. While waiting for their new house to be built,
they had lodged themselves in this house which had previously
belonged to Ramu Kaka’s friend Kalesh Kaka, who had sold the house
to Abu for a loss, saying that the house was haunted.
“Flower petals
in my cardamom tea Bhabhi!” Kalesh Kaka had exclaimed when Rehana,
Ahmed’s mother had questioned his sanity. “Huge gaping holes
burnt into my clothes by a hot iron when I went to the bathroom!”
“What kind of
clothes, Kalesh Kaka?” Ahmed had inquired with all the natural
curiosity of a ten-year-old boy.
“You wouldn’t
want to know beta.” Kalesh Kaka had replied darkly. “It will
suffice to say that I was very glad that I don’t need to wear a
dhoti to work, which might fall off if I step on it by mistake. All
because of that stupid thing!”
“If it’s just
a stupid thing why would you run away from it Kaka?” Ahmed asked
innocently.
“Pah! I don’t
need to explain every little thing I do to you! Move away boy! Let me
leave this demented house. But, rest assured I will attend all your
burials.”
Six weeks have
passed since Kalesh Kaka went off, dragging one leg behind him.
Apparently the Pret had dropped a metal cooking pot on his leg.
Today, Ahmed’s parents were going to a movie with Ramu Kaka and his
wife, Leela Aunty. Naturally, Ahmed was to remain at home. His
parents couldn’t have him begging for popcorn or salted peanuts or
any of the other delicacies that were coveted by his boyish mind.
Usually. This
would have served as the reason for Ahmed’s daily tantrums for a
fortnight at least. But this time, Ahmed didn’t cry or crib; he was
a man with a mission. His aim was certainly not lowly – he wanted
to buy the sticky peanut candy, which Malay was famous for.
With his meagre
pocket money of two rupees a week, it would have taken forever to
save enough to buy this much-desired treat, which was spoken of with
lover-like tenderness among the boys of St. Augustine Primary School,
which Ahmed had been attending since he came here.
Thankfully, Lady
Luck had smiled upon Ahmed and opportunity presented itself in the
form of Kalesh Kaka’s foolhardy son, Karthik. With firm belief in
his father’s word, Karthik had placed a bet with him, saying that
he would cough up fifty rupees if Ahmed could prove that the house
was not haunted.
“Fifty whole
rupees!” Ahmed thought to himself. “I can buy way more than one
square of candy with that!”
And with that
pleasant thought, both parties agreed to the bet.
Today, he was
determined to finish his task, so that he could buy the candy on his
way to school on Monday. How his friends would envy him! How Lallu,
the most popular guy in school, would beg him for a piece!
Head full of such
pleasant thoughts he waved his parents goodbye as they went out the
door.
“Take care
Ahmed. Don’t mess up the furniture!” Rehana said as she kissed
him goodnight.
So saying they
turned around and glided out in the moonlight, the very picture of a
happy couple.
As soon as he had
locked the door, Ahmed rushed to the laundry room which was were
Kalesh Kaka’s underclothes had allegedly been burnt by the Pret.
Keeping the door
open behind him just in case, he tentatively stepped into the room
only to fall flat-face into a pile of dirty laundry. Betrayed by my
own favourite sock, he thought, eyeing the pink and yellow ankle
length sock on which he had tripped.
“Hello Pret! My
name is Ahmed. I think I’ll name my babies after you, because Pret
is a very pretty name. I only have one doubt. Is it a boy's name or a
girl's name?”
The only reply he
received was silence.
Ahmed was hurt.
“Hey! Why won’t
you answer me? I think you must have had a bad teacher, because my
teacher taught me that it is very rude to ignore people. What did
yours teach you?”
Still silence.
“Alright then.
I’ll just try again later. But please understand that my peanut
candy depends on you. I’ll share it with you. How big a share would
you like?”
The reply was
irritatingly similar to the previous two.
“Alright Pret.
If you don’t respond to me within the next five minutes, I will
conclude that you don’t exist.”
Looking
triumphant, Ahmed exited the room with a firm belief that Karthik
would keep his word.
The next day, he
rode over to Karthik’s house on his bicycle – dark red with a
black stripe and the apple of his eye. Rapping thrice on the door
smartly, he stepped back and waited. After ten seconds, he lost his
gentleman like demeanour and pushed open the door.
Entering with a
cautious footstep, he found himself in an empty, luxuriously
furnished house.
“Wow! And
Kalesh Kaka was saying he can’t afford a good house! He lives in a
mansion! Then why did Karthik say that they were now staying in a
two-room hotel?” Ahmed thought out loud.
“Kalesh Kaka?
Jeenal Aunty? Karthik?” Ahmed called out, listing the names of the
household members one by one.
In a sudden fit
of inspiration, he screamed out, “Pret? Is this where you live now?”
As soon as he had
uttered those words, he realised that he had made a big mistake. Like
Karthik had said to him,it is no child’s play to face a
ghost.
A pale
yellowish-green floating thing walked towards him in slow motion,
like the hero of an old Hindi movie. As it approached closer, Ahmed
saw that it had bloodshot eyes, and greasy black hair. A pale shawl
enveloped what it’s body should have been, if it had been a person.
The face was covered in grease, as if the ghost had been working
part-time as a car mechanic.
“Ahmed,” the
Pret said in a boyish, monotonous voice which sounded like it
wouldn’t be very useful while haunting people. As if that one word
explained everything.
Ahmed was
frightened enough to see this unearthly being appear in his friend’s
living room. To hear it utter his name was too much. Dropping
twenty-five rupees worth of coins on the floor, he ran for his life
saying, “Please tell Karthik I will pay the rest later”.
In his hurry, he
had failed to notice that the Pret was wearing the bright blue
sneakers favoured by Karthik which made quite a fashion statement
with his mother’s pale yellowish-green shawl. Neither did he see
Kalesh Kaka enter the room and divide the money fifty-fifty between
himself and the “Pret”, who bore a striking resemblance to
Karthik when he took his shawl off.
On Monday, he
stopped by the little shop from where he was planning to buy the
candy.
He saw that a
little crowd had gathered around Karthik who had apparently just
purchased 2 kg of the peanut candy. Seeing Ahmed approach, he smiled
and said, “Come on yaar. Where’s my fifty rupees? Pret told me
you met him, and you refused to pay. Why didn’t you give him the
money to give to me?”
Ahmed just stared
at him, dumbstruck.
“You should
have kept your side of the bargain.”
Karthik turned
around and paid the shopkeeper twenty-five rupees, wearing electric
blue sneakers that would have looked suspiciously familiar to anyone
who had seen the Pret, but Ahmed in his innocence thought to himself
“It must have been a corrupt ghost.”
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