Published September 14, 2013
Warning: This work has been rated 16+ for language and mature content.
A series of bad jokes and pickup lines (yes, they have inspired some of my previous creations):
(Disclaimer: I don't know the creator's personally, but I am acknowledging that I did not come up with all of these. I just want to make you laugh. Enjoy!)
1. Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
2. There's a party in my pants, and you're invited.
3. Here's $20. Drink until I'm really good looking, then come and talk to me.
4. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
5. I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
6. Are you a model?
7. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful woman in the room?
8. Do you mind if I stare at you from up close, rather than across the room?
9. Person A: Do I know you?.... Person B: No, but you'd like to.
10. Person A: Nice to meet you. Person B: I'm sure it is.
11. Person A: I feel like we've met. Person B: We have... in my dreams.
12. Hey, just taking a poll. Would you? (gestures at his/herself) No, seriously.
13. Um... you do know you're too hot for words?
14. Hey there! You look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?
15. I'm not looking behind you, I'm looking at you. Though, I'd rather be looking inside you. (cheeky grin.)
Of course, this stuff won't be everyone's cup of tea. Sorry, if I offend anyone. But please... hope you like it. Let me know if you have jokes/pick up lines you would like to share. :) xx
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This would be for a guy to say:
"I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get,"
By the way, I laughed so hard my face turned pink.
Aww. This is a lovely response to my work. Thank you. xx
sure.
So funny. I think if you used any of these pickup lines on any girl she'd be gone like that. *snaps fingers.* I think you actually tried to think like an idiot for this. I can't even begin to imagine how many time's you'd need a hospital after using these in a conversation with anyone of the female gender. (Supposing you're a guy and you walk that way so to speak.) Lol. It's really funny how naive or stupid someone would have to be to use any of these.
Yet... I have heard some of these lines used in real life! Lol. That's where they came from. Varying reactions...
Thanks for the positive comments.
Yes, this is definitely a collection of "bad" pick up lines. Some, like #2 and #15, might earn a good B*slap, while others would draw a cute smile (1 & 7), or an accusation of being a creeper (8; I've almost had personal experience with that one).
One I created when I was kinda bored and never used: "I never believed in angels until I saw you." And one that I think would be a good conversation starter would be "What do you think of pick-up lines?" Nice, simple, burns-the-bush honesty that gets her talking.
Hope this helps!
It does thank you. Some really interesting thoughts that I probably wouldn't have come up with. Thank you! xx
When a friend read this with me we came up with this parody of the beginning of lady gaga's bad romance.
No no no no no
No no no no no
No no no no no
You gonna get B*** slapped.
Ha ha ha!
Perhaps you have quite a bit of spare time on your hands? Lol. xx
Lol yep.