It was your first birthday,
I gave you some skates,
and I couldnt wait -
for you to use them.
Please dont touch the blade
Please dont touch the blade
You know how sharp
the blade was made.
On your second birthday,
I gave you a remote car,
you never drove it far
before you stopped.
Your car is run by batteries,
Please dont eat the batteries,
Its painful and poisonous.
You never gave me a flattery.
On your third birthday
I gave you some thumbtacks,
they were red, yellow, and black.
You ate them.
You started to bleed and scream and yell,
spewing thumbtack death from hell.
It was painful and sharp
and quite hard to quell.
At the hospital you-ouch god dammit, stupid thumbtack.
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