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Can Opener
Pat Buchanan
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:34 am
emooly says...

Adam_Atlantian wrote:Can Opener aDur!

I have one of those oneTouch can openers. It can be snuggled without fear of fatal injury :D

SPEW is a kitten eating super power that must be stopped!

Hah, my older sister and I have a joke about the commercial. We are jst dying for it to fly off, and try and open up everything while the elderly woman watches in horror screaming "Bad can opener, darn you One Touch!!!!" then it jumps over to her and gets her.
Heh... heh...
I'm a bit messed up.
Moo you.

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Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:40 am
Wiggy says...

*goes to sleep*

G'night, moon!
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

Got YWS?

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Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:28 pm
logosgal says...

Goodnight, Moon! Ah, good memories!! :) Hey! Double quotes! Cool! But can you do triple??

Baroness Ink wrote:
Dream Deep wrote:
Snoink wrote:Pat Buchanan is like SPEW. He may or may not exist, but it doesn't really matter which way or the other.
Definitely exists - its just that his speeches always manage to kill his constituency via tedium, so that no one has come back to speak on the matter of his existance.

He loses to the moon.

Great. Now there needs to be a poll:

Does Pat Buchanan exist?

Pat Buchanan

Cool!:D How 'bout quadruple?
...Nah, too much typing.
I didn't know so many people said goodnight to their can openers! I'll have to try it tonight...
Home is where the books are.

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Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:57 am
electricbluemonkey says...

Para Buchanan never sleeps, so it's useless to say goodnight.
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.

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Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:04 am
M.B.Author says...

Moon! My mom used to read that story every night when I was little.

-- M.B.Author
Listen to advice and except discipline so that you
may be wise for the rest of your life
-- Proverbs 19:20

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Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:05 pm
Poisoness says...

moon. totally. so beautiful and perfect and

can-opener? wtf is that up there?
"Don't give up what you want most for
what you want most at the moment!"

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Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:37 pm
Ofour says...

Do not blashpeme! Can-openers opened the door to civilisation (lol, unintended pun), they rule and so have more than enough right to be said goodnight to.

The moon is so... old. It's booooooring.
ln(-a)=i(pi) + lna

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Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:48 pm
Musuko says...

it's CAN OPENER!!...who's Pat?

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:01 am
mateeah3 says...

Ha, table. :P

Totally moon...

The only one that fits in with the question. :D

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Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:18 pm
MizzElizabeth says...

Hehe! Yes, the moon.

*waves to the moon* Goodbye.
*waves to the sun* Hello.


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Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:57 pm
Layleun says...

Nighty nighty canny opener.....y. Openery. Yeah I'm sticking to that.

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Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:03 am
BFG says...

Good night bears,
good night chairs...

in the picture they're sitting at a table, aren't they? the bears, i mean.

"good night moon" doesn't even come til pretty late on, as I remember it...

I think tonight I'll ask my mom to tuck me in and read to me. It's been a while.

“It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.” - Lemony Snicket

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Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:21 pm
flytodreams says...

Moon! :)
Be yourself; everybody else is already taken.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

When you're being nice to your character, you're being bad to your book.

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Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:53 pm
Elizabeth says...

You must be kind and say Good Morning and Goodnight to your Can Opener... or it will eat you.

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Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:55 pm
Writersdomain says...

Good night, my lovely can opener. No matter how many times I have tried, I can never seem to figure out how you are used. Have a good night, for I shall surely throw you out in the morning.
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