Why the heck are people putting moon? Everyone should know it's Can Opener!........
WHAT!?!?! You don't hug your can opener?????!!? Shame to you all!!!
"After it happened I thought that I'd just try to live as normally as possible and bury it, but things like that don't stay buried. I didn't think it would, but it taints your whole life."
"My desires were bestial, obviously." -Jeffery Dahmer.
But that is not the question. Why we are here, that is the question. And we are blessed in this, that we happen to know the answer. Yes, in this immense confusion one thing alone is clear. We are waiting for Godot to come. -Beckett
His name is Bill
He has a grade five drill,
Twelve extensions, some
Little spiky bits you use to fix things but never get round to using ever at all...
and..
His name is Bill
He has a grade five drill
Hooray for Bill..
...It's not quite my spork, but the can opener all the same.
And... *gasps* Moon? You guys have to be kidding! The moon can't hear you! Can openers, on the other hand, understand every word you say....
It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.
Words are pale shadows of forgotten names. As names have power, words have power. Words can light fires in the minds of men. Words can wring tears from the hardest hearts. — Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
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