"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.
This is a no brainer. Pat Buchanan. He would waist that little monkey so quickly it wouldn't even be funny. That monkey would be a puddle after Pat got done with him
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!
So what if he isn't in it. He'd still win. He always wins. But if, somehow, Chuck Norris did not win (which would cause all space-time material to implode instantly) then Bartemius would win.
"Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it’s just people trying to do their best in a world where it is far too easy to do your worst." — Castiel
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