Woodchucks and wood

This time the official poll asks the old age question: How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Or how about the even more controversial question: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck a 1000 pound man?

*Shrugs*

Ask Bob.

*Whispers* 42.

In this case, does chuck mean vomiting?

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Chuck means throw, in this case. I think. I doubt he could throw up much wood without repeated attempts.

Wood? Throw things? Huh?
meh, I'm confuzzled.
Ahhh...are you talking about those walking trees in Lord of the Rings?
lol dumb me. :-# it's ok, I've shut myself up!!!

Those are ents, dear.

Yes......I'm just stupid.....ignore me, please.....!!!

<thwacks self over head with the computer moniter for being such an idiot>

That must hurt; I usually just say something like "Gosh" and squint my eyes really hard. But I guess that works too.

I answered "A twig, and maybe a small branch," but 42 is a much better answer.

owwww...I hurt...oh love me, I hurt.......
I asked Bob the Builder.
<realises that the Bob meant probably isn't Bob the Builder, and would just like to point out that she has never in her life ever seen said programme...honestly...ahem...decides that the best option would simply be to jump out of the window into the enormous crater she has just dug>

I have no idea what a wood chuck does. Chucking trees?

Yep, that's the problem I have too. Surely trees are to big to be chucked...are we talking rainforst size trees or little baby ones????
I actually have not a clue what the hell a wood chuck even is....anyone care to elaborate? Sorry for being dumb in response to a random poll and all.....

Bob knows everything, so it would be easier to just ask him. (Or her... what if Bob is short for Bobualur, or something like that... hmmm)

Chicken...look at his profile!!! he's a maaaaan...well, alledgedly...we can't always prove these things.... but he's definately a dude.