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Corrupt a Wish



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Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:00 am
Fantasy of You says...



Granted. You're Elizabeth, a transexual from Texas.

I would I could fly, again.
'It aint the size, love,' she says. 'It's how you use it. That's the important thing, methinks.'

Of course, she was talking about vocabulary...





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:11 pm
Pivot_Master says...



Granted but you fly over al queda and are shot out of the air


I wish there was no more wishes





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:23 pm
gyrfalcon says...



granted, but then the world would end.

I wish I could be happy all the time, or at least not so depressed sometimes
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:28 pm
Sponson Light says...



Granted, you must take anti-depressants every half hour.

I wish this game would stop.
You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, instead, you should read every single book to see what every book is about before you even come close to judging its viability.





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:46 pm
Saga says...



granted, but someone else starts it again

i wish there was a way where no one weould have writer's block
Like a wind I wander
Into a darkened yonder
Like a wind I cry
My own undoing I deny





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:47 pm
Sponson Light says...



granted, everyone can only type the world weould though.

I wish people existed.
You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, instead, you should read every single book to see what every book is about before you even come close to judging its viability.





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:53 pm
Cassandra says...



Granted, but then they'd screw up the Earth. ((Um...O.O))

I wish that phone would stop ringing...
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:53 pm
Sureal says...



Granted, but only cos the world has blown up.




i wish i woz a best selleng orthor!!!!!!1!!!1!!!1!!
I wrote the above just for you.





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:54 pm
Sponson Light says...



Granted, you are an ORK author.
We wuz 'ere FURST! GIT YER RUNNIN' LEGZ.

I wish I had salmon, live or dead.
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:57 pm
Luxor says...



Granted, but that salmon is chock-full of mercury that kills you the moment you take a bite out of it. :-D

I wish this woman I'm sitting next to at the library would quit glancing over at my computer screen.
If there's ever a meat shortage, eat this profile; it's full of balogna.





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:58 pm
Sureal says...



Granted. She murders you instead.



I wish I had a pet monkey.
I wrote the above just for you.





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:59 pm
Sponson Light says...



Granted, shes no longer sitting next to you, but standing over you.
Shes nolonger glancing over, shes doggone breathing down your neck.

Granted the monkey kills you too.

I wish people were more optimistic.
You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, instead, you should read every single book to see what every book is about before you even come close to judging its viability.





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:05 pm
Via says...



Granted, but it will only be the people living in Utopia, Texas [population in the low 100's].

I wish my laundry would do itself.
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:09 pm
Sponson Light says...



Granted, your laundry are now all having smex.

I wish people would be eternally silent.
You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, instead, you should read every single book to see what every book is about before you even come close to judging its viability.





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Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:22 pm
Via says...



Granted, but only the people from Uptopia. Texas [yes...its an awesome repeat lol].

I wish you could pour grease down the sink without it clogging up the drain.
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