You get an explosion. The machine does not appreciate elephant droppings.
-inserts coin-
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
God gives us our relatives - thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Watts Mumford A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell “I’ll Surprise you, I promise” -Adam Lambert
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
A piece of paper feeds out, and reads: "Your life looks like it will be OK, Some light rain, just enough to ruin a picnic but when you get home you will see the tail end of your favorite re-run." You hear "Mwa ha ha ha." echo from a crackly voice box. Some fog. Some flashing lights. Some 'Genie noises'.
-inserts coin with a string tied to it, and laughs like Bart Simpson-
Michael: Ellen broke up with me. Christine: What? Why? Micheal: She thinks she's gonna die this week.[...]I lived a whole life with a woman I didn't even really like. We traveled all over the world together. And Ellen and I never even left the grounds.
-inserts coin with some difficulty, being in the machine-
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
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