Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted. You're friends think it's hilarious to use it on you.

I Wish I had Panda.

Granted, but it has rabies and attacks you.

I wish my friends would stop poking me with a cattle prod.

Now their poking you with a catus.

I wish I didn't have to go to a track meet tommorow.
(May get lucky- It's snowing! Still mixed...)

Granted. It's flooded-you have to go to a swim meet tomorrow.

I wish I had Panda cheese.

Granted, but you accidentally say "No, I don't want it" to something else when you get the cheese, causing Angry Panda to wreck all your stuff.

I wish I lived in a comic book.

Granted, but it's yaoi.

I wish animekaratepup had panda cheese

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I AM GOING TO GET YOU FOR THAT.

Granted, but it's rancid, so I throw it away--hitting you, in your favorite shirt, in the process.

I wish I had superpowers.

(Also, yaoi's technically Japanese. Americans would call it slash or something. )

Granted, you can now turn your clothes invisible when you get embarrassed.

I wish my dreams would come true.

Granted...all of them just did.

I wish I knew what charcoalspacewolfman's avatar means.

Granted, unfortunately, you forgot right after you read it and the text was replaced with these words.

I wish I didn't have such boring dreams.

Granted, only now you're terrified to go to sleep.

I wish there were such a thing as heart salve.

Granted. It also has the effect of being a brain melt.

I wish that animekaratepup, after she dies, comes back as the child of an Arab dairy executive(the people who make (panda cheese)

Granted. I'm extremely smart, and I decide to spurn the company, making my own way as a very successful writer. Pundit is my secretary. (Muahahaha)

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it dies shortly after you get it.

I wish you had a carriage.

Granted, but THERE'S NOTHING TO PULL IT, since YOU KILLED IT. WHY.

I wish for Lembas bread.