You get an explosion. The machine does not appreciate elephant droppings.
-inserts coin-
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
God gives us our relatives - thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Watts Mumford A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell “I’ll Surprise you, I promise” -Adam Lambert
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
A piece of paper feeds out, and reads: "Your life looks like it will be OK, Some light rain, just enough to ruin a picnic but when you get home you will see the tail end of your favorite re-run." You hear "Mwa ha ha ha." echo from a crackly voice box. Some fog. Some flashing lights. Some 'Genie noises'.
-inserts coin with a string tied to it, and laughs like Bart Simpson-
Michael: Ellen broke up with me. Christine: What? Why? Micheal: She thinks she's gonna die this week.[...]I lived a whole life with a woman I didn't even really like. We traveled all over the world together. And Ellen and I never even left the grounds.
-inserts coin with some difficulty, being in the machine-
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children. — Madeleine L'Engle, Author