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You get a cookie cake. Lucky.

-inserts coin-
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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You get a dragon!

-inserts coin-
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow




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You get a pteradactyl!

*inserts coin*
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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You get a ranger hawk. Whatever the heck that is.

-inserts coin-
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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(I imagine it would look something like Logan...:mrgreen: )

You get a warrior princess!

*inserts coin*
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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You get Xena.

*Inserts Logan*
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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The machine does not accept Logan, so you get him back, but since you don't want him, you give him to me. :mrgreen: I give you a coin to use this time.

*inserts coin*
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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You get -1Logan for taking him from me. Who said I don't want him?

*Inserts smile*
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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You get Mr. Green. :mrgreen:

-inserts coin-
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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You get
Mr. Shark
in the dark,
under the bed,
dead.

*Inserts porcupine pie*
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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You get all the porcupines quills.


-Inserts moon.-
I have loved the words and I have hated them. I only hope I have made them right.

---The Book Thief---

Hi, I'm Sunshine! It's lovely to meet you!




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You get green cheese.

*inserts chicken ripple ice cream*
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Luckily that's the machine's favorite ice cream flavor. It says thank you with this joke.

Machine: There's something on your face.

Pundit: Huh?

Machine hit's Pundit in face

Machine: It was PAIN!

-inserts another bad joke-
With friends and courage one can stand against all foes, for neither man nor God can conquer those who are not alone

"109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit"

GLBT it doesn't matterone thing doesn't change who we are




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The machine doesn't appreciate your humor. It spits rancid rat mucus into your eyes.

/insert coin
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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*Kaching! You strike rich.
You grab a coin bucket and fill it with Leprechaun coins.

/insert panda stuffed toy.
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Pretending in words was too tentative, too vulnerable, too embarrassing to let anyone know.
- Ian McEwan in Atonement

sachi: influencing others since GOD KNOWS WHEN.




If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
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