The Tavern

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Allyson and Daniel walked up to the tavern in black suits.

"OK," Allyson said. "Let's see what happens when two lawyers walk into a bar,"

The two of them laughed and pulled them off, revealing their normal clothes underneath. They walked up to the bartender.

Daniel ordered quickly. "We'll have one coke, a large order of fries, and...what did you want?"

"I'll have...erm...a whisky," She said, smiling. She presented her ID, which stated that today was her 21st birthday. The bartender quickly came back with their orders.

"Daniel, in two years, this'll be you. For now, I'll just brag about it,"

Daniel tunder her out as he began to drink his coke.




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Raimunda enters the bar, and asks for an orange juice. She spills it, and has to buy another.
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Tassen dances to Viva La Vida by Coldplay.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. - George Orwell, 1984

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Lil_Pau enters and asks for a cocktail. Then, her eyes widened as she spotted Tassen, who was still dancing.
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chocoholic walked into the bar and ordered a hot chocolate, before walking out in an angry frenzy when she was told they didn't have them.
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Tassen chases after chocoholic, and drags her back, leaves, then returns with a huge mug of hot coco for chocoholic.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. - George Orwell, 1984

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darchoco walks in and spots tassen after many months of being gone. sitting beside him, he orders up a keg of beer and downs it in one minute. Tassen quickly scoots away, trying to avoid his instantly drunken friend.
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Jenni walks into the Tavern, more confident now that she's been here longer. She waltzes over to the bar and orders a Coke, swivels on her barstool and spills her drink all over the person sitting next to her. "Oh, sorry, is that skirt silk? Whoops, well, it *was* lovely!"
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Demeter blunders in and almost falls over due to her open shoelaces, making lots of noise. All the people in Tavern shoot annoyed glances at her, and Snoink hides behind her glass to snigger at poor Demeter. Dreamer is not this discreet and bursts out laughing, calling "Way to go, Not Me!". Demeter just smiles and waves, making her way to the counter to order some strawberry milkshake.
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Rubberduck strolls into the Tavern and whacks darchoco in an attempt to get him out of his drunken state. He then remembers, drunks get out of this state after a good sleep.

Rubberduck spikes darchoco's next drink. He runs and hides behind the bar, where Nate is. He peers over the top of the bar and looks at darchoco, sniggering.

Nate whacks him on his head for being a naughty duck.
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Chirantha walks in and sits right next to Jenni, who was apologizing over and over again to the person she had spilled coke onto, and orders a cherry sirup mixed with mead.

Snoink, hiccoughing, looks hungrily at my cherry sirup.

"Oh, look." shouted Snoink pointing outside the tavern.

Jenni turns around fast and knocks over my glass of cherry sirup, spilling all of it over Nate.
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Horrified, Jenni jumps up and starts apologizing perfusely to Chirantha while mopping up the cherry syrup. "So sorry, I'm so so SO sorry! Ooh, Nate, sorry 'bout that jacket, it'll come out in the wash, eventually. Hopefully. Did I mention I was sorry?"
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The dim lights of the tavern suited Sakah's preternatural sight to a comfortable level. She slightly sneered at the overwhelming scents of drunken humans. Her fangs protruded slightly as she scanned the room with distrustful eyes. She was so occupied with avoiding suspicious glares from nearby humans that she tripped backwards over the hem of her cloak, and crashed into the arms of an unsuspecting mortal.
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"Careful mate" Nate said to Sakah pulling her up "you don't want to go to a hospital now"

I carefully sipped my second cherry sirup, keeping it away from both Jenni and Snoink.

But Jenni, who was now dancing with Tassen, slips over and knocks my second glass of cherry sirup, again spilling it all over Nate and Sakah.
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
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October girl walks into the bar and says hello to everyone but can't buy a drink because she's underage and pregnant. "Hey so how's it going?"
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If I am the Sky
Then you are my star... ™



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