Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you were so overloaded because you could control everyones will at once. You tried it but one slipped away and got the wolves to eat you.

I wish I had a healthy horse.

That one wolf would be you, wouldn't it? Granted but then another horse comes along and kills it. (Sorry)


I wish I had a really good singing vioce



~Pol~

I don't want to kill this!!

Granted but you only sing Alaskan Throat songs.( Wow that was brutal =()

I wish I had a million dollars to give to the poor.

Granted but then he hires someone to kill you randomly. (I don't know. )

I wish I had a good wish to wish


~Pol~

Granted but the wish was "I wish I could eat chocolate ice cream forever" And you got so sick of it.

I wish I could have the school schedule I wanted, with all my friends.

Granted but you eventually get sick of them and get rid of them then realized you made a huge mistake and they'll never take you back then you feel really stupid and move to the Arctic. Ha!


I wish I could teleport myself... Well...


~Pol~

Woohoo! Polar bears and wolves ^^

Granted but you accidentally teleport into a girls locker room and you're scarred for the rest of your life (That only lasts another second because all the girls kill you)

I wish I could meet all my awesome YWS people in real life.

Granted, but it turns out you have a crappy personality and no one wants to hang around you (jerk).

I wish for nobody's wishes to be granted

Wow Flemzo what a downer *hugs self* I love me.

Not granted because apparently it won't come true.

I wish everyones wishes could be granted and killed again

*Granted* But someone wished that you were dead....so you die.

I wish for world peace

Granted, but then all the animals would stop killing each other as food. Us included. That means no more ribs! No one wants that. So I'd rather the lose a human life instead of losing ribs. Unless it's my life, of course.

I wish I had a mp3 player with infinite song capacity.

Granted but it breaks the second you touch it.


I wish I had a cool sword

Granted but it's made out of rubber.

I wish the War on Terror was over

Granted, but everyone loses.

I wish there was a way for me to type without hurting my wrists

Granted, now you must use your tongue.

I wish I had a farm.