Corrupt a Wish

Granted! But you move to England and get teased for forever.

I wish that I had a bit more patience!

You wait forever to get your wish granted.

I wish there really were Heroes in real life.

Granted but you're friends don't like you anymore and move.


I wish I had an operational air fortress

Granted but it's a model one ^.~

I wish I could paint my room my favorite color.

Granted, but your friends dont like it, and dont come over anymore.

[/spoiler]I wish headwig was still alive!

granted, but you don't know that


I wish I had more control over my smart mouth

Granted but you become a mute.


I wish I could listen to Emery all day long forever and ever.

Granted, but eventually you've heard everything at least a thousand times and its boring.

I wish i were happier

Granted but only for two seconds.


I wish I could control sand well and forever and be like Gaara

Granted. Then all your friends die because you are immortal, trying to control that sand forever.

I wish all my wishes came true.

Granted but you become so happy you explode.

I wish I had more friends. Just a few more, and good friends.

(Wah! I can't kill this wish *sniffles*)

Thanks...

I wish I had superpowers and became a super villian

Granted, but, as always, the light side prevails. You get beaten and put in Super persons jail.

I wish I had a chicken to catch

Granted. That chicken runs away from you, so you follow it into the woods and out onto this random beach. The chicken runs farther out of your reach and ends up jumping onto a boat loading up for a long journey. You follow it because you really want that chicken. Thus you are still on the boat when it sets off, and now you're headed to some foreign land with no money. However, you have that chicken.

I wish I had the will power to do NaNoWriMo.