Corrupt a Wish

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Alice
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:22 pm
Alice says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:22 pm
granted, but its monopoly money


I wish my defination of cool wasn't huge rimmed and purple with green polka dots.
I just lost the game.




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Layleun
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:25 pm
Layleun says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:25 pm
Granted, instead it's purple and green duck costumes.

I wish i could control the universe




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Alice
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:26 pm
Alice says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:26 pm
granted, you could but you don't know you can.


I wish I knew I had the power to rule the universe.
I just lost the game.




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Layleun
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:28 pm
Layleun says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:28 pm
Granted but the universe blew up a few seconds ago (it's a wonder we're still here)

I wish I didn't have a little brother.




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Alice
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:28 pm
Alice says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:28 pm
Granted, you have two now.



I wish i had a wish
I just lost the game.




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Layleun
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:30 pm
Layleun says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:30 pm
Granted but the wish can only be used at the exact minute after the Earth blows up.

I wish I could go through life without having to work.




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Alice
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:31 pm
Alice says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:31 pm
granted, but now you don't get anything.

I wish I had something interesting to say in my journal/blog.
I just lost the game.




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Layleun
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:32 pm
Layleun says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:32 pm
Granted but the Verison Fios just took over the internet and everyone can't afford it anymore. The ones who can go too fast.

I wish school was all fun.




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Poltergiest
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:35 pm
Poltergiest says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:35 pm
Granted, but it burns down.

I wish I could draw in the anime Naruto professionally
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva




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Layleun
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:37 pm
Layleun says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:37 pm
Granted but you're delusional and you only think you can draw it professionally.

I wish the sky was orange




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Poltergiest
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:42 pm
Poltergiest says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:42 pm
Granted but thats really just the ozone layer buring and we all die.

I wish my bicep was larger
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva




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Layleun
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:43 pm
Layleun says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:43 pm
Granted but it was so big it busted your arm.

I wish I had a horse.




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Poltergiest
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:44 pm
Poltergiest says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:44 pm
Granted but its so old it can't carry you.

I wish I had no siblings
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva




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Layleun
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:46 pm
Layleun says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:46 pm
Granted but they transformed into your parents instead.

I wish I had a working spaceship. (I so have a burn for this one XP)




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Poltergiest
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:48 pm
Poltergiest says... · Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:48 pm
Granted but you accidentally fly it into the moon. He he...

I wish my story got published
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva



Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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