Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it would start the day after which wouldn't be that much better so...

I wish I was the best drummer in the UNIVERSE!!!

granted, but someone from another dimension beats you.

I wish I could get a baby bengal tiger and train it not to eat me/kill me.

Granted but it eats everyone close to you so that you feel you shouldn't be there either and you commit suicide emo style. (Ooh that was a little dark)

I wish I could cliff dive without being hurt in any form

granted, but its less fun


I wish I could find my cd

Granted but your sister wiped it and then fed it to the dog and you found it in an CAT scan. (Corny pun, corny pun)

I wish I could have a yummy cherry pie to eat

Granted, but its poisioned


I wish we were moving already!!!! (I'm getting impatient)

Granted but at the last minute an alien decided your new house was a nice place to park.

I wish my bird could talk.

Granted, but now it doesn't shut up.


I wish we had non-poisioned pop

Granted but it tastes like.....something very unpleasant.

I wish I had wings and unlimited stanima so I could fly.

granted, but now you can't walk


I wish I could sing like Julie Andrews from before she got her throat infection.

Granted but no one likes your music or voice.

I wish I had a bigger house.

granted, but you get lost

I wish I owned the movie "Cars"

Granted but you changed the movie so all the cars can't move. Later you find out how to bring them to life but they turn on you. The next day a black cat comes in a yodels his lungs out. (Random)

I wish I had a Mustang GT

Granted, but its old, dinged up, and has no engin.


I wish I had cooler sunglasses.

Granted but your definition of cool is huge rimmed and purple with green polka dots.

I wish I had a million dollars.