The Tavern

"Coke coke-coke?" Coke cokes, cokingly coking cococoke. Cocokely, Coke cokes co coke coke coke coke. "Cokey coke!" Coke cokes. "Co co coke! Co co... Co co.... CO CO CO COKE!? CO CO COKE!!"

Coke coke coke, coke coke coke coke coke coke. Coke coke co coke.

Cat looks at Catch with wide Cokes. "Holy Coke, he's Cokeing us all! Coke him a Coke or we'll all be Coked! Do it Cokely!!!"

Yet thou hath forgotten! The Power of WALKING!

*slowly strolls through sprite*

*just stares at the strange events* "What the..."

"Cokely! Coke Coke a coke before he cokes!" cokes Coke. She cokes over to the coke coke and cokes a coke into the coke. She cokingly cokes the coke, and a coke coke cokes down into Coke's hand. Cat immediately passes Catch the can of Coke and he relaxes. Everything is fine.

*trolls up to cat*

that story would make the Koch brothers laugh

*cackles maniaclly

Cat sighs and hands the troll a candy cane to shut him up.

"Merry Christmas, trolly," she says with a slightly irritated smile.

*slobers candy cane loudly*

fank yoo CooriosityCaet amm mewwy crwisas too oo too

Maybe if I fix your mouth you will talk better!" I say, quickly following it up with a punch. He falls to the ground with a thud and groans. I nod satisfactorily. "That was nice work!"

Heyyyy, I wuth eatthin mai cany caneth. Why you gottha do that?

*sticks a candy cane into r4's mouth*

MEWWWY CWITHMASTH!!!!

I dutifully thank the Troll and then sit down at a table to keep an eye on him.

Cat pulls another candy cane from her pocket and puts it in her mouth to suck on.

Do I get one?

Cat quickly passes PickledChrissy a candy cane as well. Then she begins wiping the dust off of the tabletops and couters. When she's done, she pours herself a hot chocolate.

"Wakey, wakey, Tavern!" Cat calls to summon the other Tavern users. "This place isn't dead yet!"

Zhia shoots off her chair and starts babbling excitedly to anyone who would wake up.