Corrupt a Wish [3]

I wish some users would not forget making their own wishes ^^]

Granted; the thread becomes flooded with ridiculous wishes.

I wish I would've remembered to wish.

Granted. Your wish was corrupted.

I wish earth was an utopia.

Granted; the Christians were right and that Utopia is actually post-rapture Heaven, which means the rest of us are burning in hell.

I wish I had a very large quantity of Nutella.

Granted. You eat too much and can't stand to ever see it again.

I wish I was a cyborg.

Granted; you are used by Dr. Wily for evil deeds (and you don't like it).

I wish I could nix this migraine.

Ooh... Granted. You get strong visual snow.

I wish I could nix this VS.

Granted; you instead now live on a perilous precipice.

I wish I could get off of this perilous precipice.

Granted, you fall to your death.

I wish no one would ever corrupt my wishes.

Granted; however, I lied because I'm a lying liar who lies (and corrupts wishes). BAM.

I wish Frosty The Snowman didn't have to have a carrot for a nose.

Granted, he now has no nose at all.

I wish that looking at the sun didn't damage your eyes.

Granted; however, looking at anything other than the sun does damage your eyes.

I wish this heat would go away.

Granted. The sun dies.

I wish Lumi would take a nap.

Granted. He wakes up instantly because Lumies do not sleep.

I wish these buggers wouldn't post so frequently.

Granted. Respectable YWS users post even more often.

I wish my laptop had more RAM so that I could easily beat Lumi.