Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but you have to move a hundred miles away from them after they return.

I wish I could be good at maths...

Granted, but you only speak in binary.

I wish I owned a teleport.

Granted, you now own nothing but a teleport.

I wish all the good novels never ended

Granted, with every new book they become 42% less good.

I wish I had a cake that wasn't a lie, liver-flavored, poisoned or cursed.

Granted, it's sprout and spinach flavoured.

I wish I had a never ending pot of ice cream.

Granted - Now you're lactose intolerant

I wish I could have a cookie

granted- but thats the last cookie you can ever eat

I wish that my results were out and I was delighted with them

Granted, but you're so delighted you forget about everything else and jump around all day like there are springs attached to your feet. And then your feet hurt the next day. A lot.

I wish I could grow a pair of indestructible wings and fly away and never come back.

Granted, but you fly too high and are sucked into orbit for eternity.

I wish Hogwarts was real.

Granted, you're in Slytherin.


I wish I was smart enough to be in Ravenclaw.

Granted, but you've always had a mortal phobia of hawks, and eventually go crazy after a few weeks of it staring at you in the common room.

I wish I could be a better artist immediately, instead of the whole "results comes from hard work" part of learning it.

(Oi, Slytherin is the best house XD)

Granted, but nobody likes your amazing artwork until after you're dead.

I wish that I lived in the Marvel universe...

Granted, but you almost constantly get attacked by super-villains and were the verge of death not once, not twice, not thrice, but a LOT of times.

I wish dad had allowed me to go to my friend's 16th birthday party today..

Granted, but the party ends up being awful because your friend cut her finger off when cutting the cake. So you all spent all the time at the hospital praying instead of at your friend's house playing.......

I wish, i wish, upon a star, that I could meet the cast of "Sherlock" and be in one of the episodes as a major part.
True statement. You had better think of something GOOD to corrupt this with, for the sheer awesomeness of that wish can't have a simple ending..........

Granted, But Sherlock doesn't really like you much. And then you die in the end

- I wish I could have one, sure firer 100% un-corruptible wish >:D